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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Jelly Donut Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over. The next contest will not be started until July 8th

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, June 25, 2013 · 1 comment

The Jelly Donut Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

REUTERS/Michael Kappeler/Pool

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: markm – Merkel: “……sumnibitch…..is that a drone?!?!?!?!?”

Second: Pinky – Whatever you do, keep the fingers spread.

Third: Robert W. Armijo – The four horsemen of the apocalypse make a foreshadowing appearance as a sign that the impending implementation of Obamacare looms on the horizon.

HONORABLE MENTION

John Burgess – “Ich bin ein donu-thing-much”

JKB – Sprich zu der Hand

Wyatt Earp – “Um, ich bin ein your dinner!”

Donna Tobia – Merkel thought bubble, “Who’s he waiving to? I don’t see anybody!”

Patrick McCain – U.S. Marine: “Sir, can you get off my back now?”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Ich Bin Ein Big Wiener

…I’m here all night folks, try the veal.

Suddenly Merkel spots the Hitler, “Miss Me Yet?” billboard.

“Hey Merkel. It’s kinda hot, can you hold a shade umbrella for me.”

Obama: “It’s nice to see you’re standing behind me.”
Merkel: “There’s no place else to hide.”

The OTB Caption Contest Will return after July 8th