OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Shakedown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Shakedown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Tony W – {{{He he, Mr. Obama is totally going to scream when he feels my hand-buzzer}}}
Second: Pinky – (thinking to himself) “this jerk smells like walrus!”
Third: He who must not be named – In Russia you do not shake the KGB’s hand. In Russia, KGB’s hand shakes you.
HONORABLE MENTION
Allan Bourdius – “Now’s the moment when you’re supposed to bow, Barack.”
JWH – You put you right hand in, you put your right hand out
Patrick McCain – “If I had a son, he would be a commie like you.”
John Burgess – Putin: “Pull my thumb!” Obama: “Okay…”
Mu – “Ok, it’s a deal. I can take Eastern Europe again and you get to bomb Syria”
Robert W. Armijo – President Obama: Thanks for saving my ass on the Syrian crisis, Putin. Now what do you suggest I do about Obama Care?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Obama: (thinking) “Great I just got stung by a bee, now my head will swell up to twice its normal size for the next photo shot.”
Putin: “Watch it… You’re crossing a red line.”
In Soviet Russia, red line crosses you.
One two three four I declare a thumb war.
The Thursday Contest it already in its final countdown.
Rockin’
I didn’t see this contest, doggone it. If I had, my entry would have been, “Clock, meet Cleaner.”
I win!
Congrats, Tony. (grumbling in resentment)