OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Two Wild Turkeys of Finger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Two Wild Turkeys of Finger Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Mu – Could be worse, we could be the turkeys responsible for healthcare.gov
Second: al-Ameda – “AFLAC!” “There … Now can we go?”
Third: John Burgess – Given the short lifespans of turkeys pardoned by Obama, this enterprising pair has filed a class action suit to stop the practice. Christmas trees are expected to join the suit, claiming even shorter lifespans once selected.
HONORABLE MENTION
Kenny – “Did you hear we got pardoned!?” “Yeah, but now we have to go on the website … “
He who must not be named – What would Walter White do?
David in KC – After being reincarnated, john Boehner and Mitch McConnell had some regrets from their previous lives.
OzarkHillbilly – “Of coarse they’ll believe ‘Cutting taxes raises revenue’, they’re a bunch of turkeys too!
Hal 10000 – The GOP leadership meets.
John425 – “Don’t worry. This one’s a Democrat. They never met a turkey they didn’t like and they forgive everything.”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The turkeys, ObamaCare and Amnesty, discuss who should be pardoned and who should be dead meat.
“Raise taxes!”
“Raise taxes!”
Yep, They’re D.C. turkeys.I don’t know about you, but I’m stuffed.
“As God is my witness, I thought ObamaCare could fly.”
The Monday Contest wishes chair-ity started at home.
