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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Major T.J. "King" Kong Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Wednesday, January 22, 2014 · 5 comments

The Major T.J. “King” Kong Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: He who must not be named – Having failed to get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch as ordered, Hakeem hoped the Mystical Missile of Mosul would suffice

Second: jd – If it lasts longer than four hours, call Dr. von Braun.

Third: roger – We told you to buy the rocket AND the launcher.

HONORABLE MENTION

OzarkHillbilly – The new Rocket Condom^TM is guaranteed to please the ladies.

Paul Hooson – Even less effective than the SCUD missile, the SPUD missile.

grumpy realist – I think it’s more than 44 pounds. You’ll have to pay overweight charges when you fly.

MichaelHHamm – Help me Achmed – my Donkey was unavailable today.

Tillman – Easier than holding up Khalid’s mother, that’s for sure.(…that’s just nasty – rodney)

gVOR08 – Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

David in KC – No, I’m not happy to see you, it is a missle in my pocket.

CSK – The latest in Syrian fire-fighting equipment proved reasonably effective, but a trifle unwieldy.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Phallus Baumgartner was not as well known as his cousin Felix.

“Now we just need to find the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.”

“I wish I’d become a shepherd instead of a rocket scientist… date night would be so much easier.”

The Monday Contest already has been feeling the pressure.