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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The What Is Your Quest? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, August 9, 2015 · 2 comments

The What Is Your Quest? Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Moosebreath – We’re all stuck here until someone finds a pair of coconuts to bang together.

Second: Pinky – the 600th annual Take Back The Knight rally

Third: markm – “…I want………a shrubbery”

HONORABLE MENTION

Franklin – Idiot! I told you to pee before we left the castle!

Tillman – “Of course we are French! Why else do you think I have this outrageous accent?!”

Just ‘nutha ig’rant cracker – The University of Maryland team has just arrived at the SCA Olympics.

Tyrell – “They want us to take our flag down !”

CSK – It became increasingly difficult to find young and fit recruits for the Hundred Years’ War.

JWH – The Republican presidential debates get tougher every cycle.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries”

Black Knight lives matter

We are no longer the knights that say “Ni”

Once a king always a king, but once a knight is enough.

Wait. Weren’t we supposed to be in the giant rabbit? How ’bout building a giant wooden badger?