OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Thick and The Dead Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Thick and The Dead Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Todd – I woulda been a great cowboy … the best .. I’m tellin you, the Indians, they woulda loved me.
Second: Doug Mataconis – “John Wayne? I like movie stars who didn’t die.”
Third: Hal_10000 – True Grit and True Git
HONORABLE MENTION
michael reynolds – The Duke and the Dick.
OzarkHillbilly – That’s mighty bold talk for a squinty eyed fat man with a ferret on his head.
Surreal American – The Shootist and The Lootist.
CrustyDem – Rooster Cogburn and the cocked-up rooster
Franklin – You feel lucky, partner? Well, do ya?
Paul Hooson – Channeling the Duke, Trump proclaims, “Alright Pilgrim, we’ll line the immigrants up in circle…”
Robert W. Armijo – “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”
Donald Sensing – I knew John Wayne. John Wayne was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no John Wayne.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Trump: “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
One shoots from the hip, speaks in platitudes, has a distinctive voice, and plastic hair… and the other is John Wayne.
Trump: “I always looked up to the Duke for inspiration.”
John Wayne: “I was gay, you know.”
Trump: “Shut up, you perv.”
John Wayne: “I’m your huckleberry.”John Wayne: “Stand still pardner… I’m a gonna shoot that weasel off’n your head.”
I’d say I liked somebody else’s in particular, but the spam bot still has me banned. 😉
WOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I can comment in real time once again, James fixed it for me…. for the moment. I’ll have to send him a xmas goose or a bottle of single malt or maybe just a short e-mail saying I can comment again and thanx…. I’ll decide tomorrow.
As to who’s I liked best, they were all so good. It was such a rich vein to mine Rodney- good choice.