OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Queasy Rider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Queasy Rider Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: DCTrojan – With casino tycoon Sheldon Adelson’s support fading, Newt Gingrich could no longer afford a fancy campaign bus.
Second: John Burgess – Have you see the Jersey rest stops lately?!
Third: MaggieMama – When you’re full of $h-t, you have to take emergency measures.
HONORABLE MENTION
Hey Norm – See…what I’m gonna do is toilet train that f’ing Irish Setter…then him AND the crapper go on the roof of the car.
Mr. Prosser – CPAC attendees stole more than just the towels.
john personna – Is the second home deduction still in place?
Gollum – Sergey thought pimping his ride was as easy as finding a john.
Donald Sensing – My brother in law said that my bike “isn’t worth a crap,” but he’s so very wrong!
Robert W. Armijo – “You okay, grandma? Grandma?! GRANDMA!!!”
Barb Hartwell – Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Sir Poops Alot
Tillman – God, I would not want to be the first responder at that wreck.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more Toto.
It would take the Chinese to come up with a novel way to Paint the yellow lines down the road.
The Chinese were used to relying on various commodes of transportation.
The Thursday Contest is ready to pick up chicks at the beach.
Uh oh… a Number Two!