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Poll: Obama Better Able To Deal With Alien Attack

Doug Mataconis
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According to a new poll commissioned by National Geographic, a majority of Americans (65%) believe Barack Obama would be better equipped to deal with an invasion by extraterrestrials than Mitt Romney.

Funny, I thought they’d pick this guy:

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12 responses to “Poll: Obama Better Able To Deal With Alien Attack”

  1. Graham Avatar
    Graham

    Well we know who’s getting Paul Krugman’s vote!

  2. michael reynolds Avatar
    michael reynolds

    How about zombies?

  3. Moosebreath Avatar
    Moosebreath

    I’m waiting for The Donald to assert that’s because he really is an alien.

  4. DRS Avatar
    DRS

    It’s the calmness thing he projects. I can’t imagine Obama in the grip of strong emotion – what does he look like when he’s angry? His eyebrows probably contract and his brow furrows or something, but other than that? He just doesn’t look like someone who freaks out about things.

    Mind you, it can also give the impression that he’s empathy-deficient too. Double-edged sword. But for all my disappointment in the past four years (and my anger over Libya) I still think we made the right choice over McCain.

  5. PogueMahone Avatar
    PogueMahone

    Obviously!

    We all know that Mitt Romney is one of the aliens. Or at least a vanguard cyborg sent here by the aliens. How else would one explain his personality?

    I, for one, accept our alien overlords.
    Cheers.

  6. Stormy Dragon Avatar
    Stormy Dragon

    Ob SNL, Bob Dole debates the ID4 president the next election following the attack in the movie:

    http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bob-dole-cold-opening/1356284/

  7. mantis Avatar
    mantis

    Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

  8. G.A. Avatar
    G.A.

    Great!!! We will all be speaking ******* Gungan in no time!!!

  9. Budgie93 Avatar
    Budgie93

    Bravo on linking the Independence Day speech to this asinine poll result, certainly gave me a chuckle today.

  10. sam Avatar
    sam

    How about Stepford Candidates for President?

  11. James H Avatar
    James H

    what does he look like when he’s angry?

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/102972

  12. al-Ameda Avatar
    al-Ameda

    I doubt it. If so, why hasn’t he (Obama) been successful in dealing with the Republican House.

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