Trump: We’re Not Running Out of Munitions!

We have more munitions than we could possibly think of using, despite what cowards and traitors say.

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Our dear leader sets the record straight:

I’m not sure why we’re building them up when we already have more than we could ever possibly think of using. Maybe we’re going to sell them?

8 responses to “Trump: We’re Not Running Out of Munitions!”

  1. Well if he’s talking about “all” munitions….

    1. @Daryl Indeed. I’m sure we have all the 5.56 ammo for our rifles that we need. By most accounts, we’re running low on critical interceptors, TLAMs, and a handful of other exquisite munitions.

      1. We have so much rifle ammunition we need a huge structure in DC to store it all.

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  2. Then I guess we’ll have no trouble sending some to Ukraine and Saudi and Bahrain.

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  3. We have plenty of munitions and will soon have more battleships than we could ever need.

  4. If you run out of munitions, you’re certainly no longer running out of munitions.

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  5. I expect the Russians and Chinese have a pretty good idea of our weapons inventory, at least major weapons. Estimates they’ve likely shared with Iran. So any info from Trump is aimed solely at the domestic audience, and almost certainly lies.

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  6. So, that confirms it: the US is running out of munitions.

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