Trump: We’re Too Busy To Tell The Truth

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Donald Trump took to Twitter this morning and offered a rather bizarre explanation for the reason why his Administration can’t seem to get its story straight when it comes to the reason why former F.B.I. Director James Comey was fired:

It’s only Day 113, my friends.

10 responses to “Trump: We’re Too Busy To Tell The Truth”

  1. Love the 7:59 tweet. What he’s saying is that his surrogates are a very active president.

  2. ‘I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.

  3. The media should call his bluff, but they won’t. They’ll just keep making Trump’s tweets headlines, pumping on the outrage bellows until the coals glow.

  4. He should fire all his spokespeople and do all his “Spoking” via Twitter.

  5. ..ig'nint... Avatar
    ..ig’nint…

    When I was younger, I remember that the first rule of the swindle was “never put anything in writing.” Hmmmm…

  6. He did not write those tweets. They’re too coherent and the words are too long.

  7. Those sound like Kellyanne.

  8. Sometimes Trump tells the truth. Sometimes Trump tells lies. But only rarely can he tell the difference.

  9. Not the IT Dept. Avatar
    Not the IT Dept.

    If we really want to see Trump melt down in real time, let the press corp all laugh at him the next time he holds a presser. He won’t be able to stand it, and it will make Margaret Hamilton’s dissolve in the Wizard of Oz look minor by comparison

  10. the next time he holds a presser.

    Huh, interesting point. When *is* he going to hold a general press conference? Meaning, just him up at the podium, pointing to reporters not from Breitbart for questions?

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