Outside the Beltway

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1. Lance Brown says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 06:13

   Having established the edge of the property line, Kim Kardashian’s crew of laborers prepare to break ground on a new house of worship that “will kick Paris’s temple’s butt”, according to a Twitter posting by Ms. Kardashian.
2. John Burgess says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 08:09

   “Okay, who’s got the jawbone?”
3. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 08:32

   “The American President has given us this 10 billion dollar solar power plant to provide our tribe with electricity.”

   “But, chief, what’s electricity?”
4. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 08:41

   Contestants for the TV new series, Amazonian Gladiator, gather near the field of combat.
5. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 10:12

   WikiLeaks: Obama’s presidential library, built in secret by foreign workers, will be moved to Soldier’s Field in January, 2013.
6. charles austin says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 11:19

   We don’t want the dam, we want high speed rail!
7. John425 says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 12:09

   “Cargo Cult” tribesmen gather for “green jobs” rally.
8. physics geek says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 12:27

   “… and then one of them threw a bone up into the air which magically transformed into a space station.”
9. Michael Hamm says:
   Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 13:49

   Brazilians raise field goal kicking to the next level.
10. Stormy Dragon says:
    Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 18:09

    Due to the recession, the Carnivale celebrations were much scaled back from previous years.
11. Mr. Prosser says:
    Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 18:19

    I don’t know, guys. I think the party central committee gave us the wrong directions to CPAC.
12. MstrB says:
    Thursday, 10 February 2011 at 23:42

    I don’t know what it is, but Paris Hilton will make a sex tape with it.
13. MstrB says:
    Friday, 11 February 2011 at 15:10

    Alaskans bask in the glory of the monument dedicated to Sarah Palin’s IQ Test Score.
14. mannning says:
    Saturday, 12 February 2011 at 15:53

    10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2..HOLD!…1…
15. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 14 February 2011 at 00:22

    1) As soon as the first Imperial Tie-Fighter landed, the Ewok inhabitance of the Moon of Endor knew they had only one chance to defeat the Empire: And that was to quickly devolve themselves from a human-like formation into a helplessness looking defenseless like Teddy Bear species, in order to garnish the support of the mostly White demographic audience.
16. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 14 February 2011 at 00:34

    2) Descendents of The Five Nations of the Iroquois Confederacy gather to sanction the rising of the spirit of Democracy in Egypt.
17. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 14 February 2011 at 00:43

    3) Perhaps “The West” finally begins to wake up to the idea that Democracy is not just a Greek thing; or a product of American Exceptionalism after all, but rather something more that humanity stumbled upon in the dark on the way to light up the path to what was always in our hearts, and in the back of our minds.