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1. PLStepp says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   Guards from the Egyptian Department of Antiquities soon arrived at the Cairo museum, protecting the treasures of the Pharaohs. Unfortunately, the guards’ uniforms further outraged the crowds, precipitating the endless protests that finally broke the back of Mubarak’s regime.
2. Shannon says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   This is the dawning of the “Age of Encapsulis”
3. Matt says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   The Obama Administration demonstrates the latest innovations in green transportation.
4. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   When I hear the term “egghead”, somehow this isn’t what I envision.
5. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   Call Wilford Brimley, I went swimming with the “cocoon” and feel energized already.
6. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   I’d like to know what creature laid THAT egg!
7. Maggie Mama says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   What kind of a person lays an egg BEFORE giving the performance?I
8. Michael Hamm says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   The Grammies promotes Equal Opportunity Slavery for all qualifying applicants.
9. Michael Hamm says:
   Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

   Let’s Make a Deal: I’ll take what’s inside Egg No. 1 Monty.
10. Mr. Prosser says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Knowing they can’t help but look inside MSNBC sends a giant Alien face hugger egg to the Fox News staff room.
11. Michael Hamm says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Mork from Ork can’t wait to eat Lady Gaga’s egg.
12. Doug Mataconis says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    At the Los Angeles Auto Show, General Motors unveils the latest in green transportation aalternatives
13. Maggie Mama says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Did you really think it was eggceptional entertainment?
14. Maggie Mama says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    First, a dress made of meat. Now, an egg in the act. Lady Gaga is #1 when it comes to pissing off vegans around the world.
15. John Peabody says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Quietly, Al Sharpton’s legal assistant whispers into the ear of the gentleman in the rear, “Don’t worry, my friend, we’ll sue their butt off for your right to carry at the FRONT of the egg!”
16. Michael Hamm says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Denny’s introduces its new supersized Grand Slam breakfast.
17. MstrB says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Charlie, the coke is here!
18. Ri*************@bl******.com" class="url" rel="ugc external nofollow">mannning says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    The promotion crew for the new movie about Cleopatra’s Coffin took a wrong turn in the studio complex and tried to make the best of it.. They won a Grammy!
19. John425 says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    FIrst a dress made of meat and now a giant egg. -BREAKFAST!!
20. John425 says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    “…and here to sing her new song titled “Green Eggs and Ham”…
21. charles austin says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Once again, Lady Gaga steps up to definitively answer the question, “Why do they hate us?”
22. charles austin says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Pods are bad, m’kay?
23. charles austin says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Lady Gaga sings another from her latest albumin.
24. Have A Nice G.A. says:
    Thursday, 17 February 2011 at

    Evolution is a ignorant slut and then you die?
25. Michael Hamm says:
    Friday, 18 February 2011 at

    Democrats belatedly announce the birth of a great new idea. Obamacare
26. Debbie Moss says:
    Friday, 18 February 2011 at

    I’ll just leave this here, you know, in case anyone’s in a spawning mood.
27. Michael Hamm says:
    Friday, 18 February 2011 at

    Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid unveil the result of years of absolute dominance in the legislature.
28. chsw says:
    Saturday, 19 February 2011 at

    Hollywood lays an egg.
29. chsw says:
    Saturday, 19 February 2011 at

    Hollywood lays a rotten egg.

    chsw
30. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Sunday, 20 February 2011 at

    1) Soon after, Lady Gaga was honored with a new “Steak and Eggs” breakfast menu item at Norms.
31. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Sunday, 20 February 2011 at

    2) Soon after, Lady Gaga was honored with a new “Steak and Eggs” breakfast menu item at a local family restaurant chain.
32. piperfromtn says:
    Monday, 21 February 2011 at

    This is the only way Lady Gaga figures she can get fertilized!