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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Four Red In Ohio Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Thursday, November 10, 2011 · 1 comment

The Four Red In Ohio Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko Jr)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: NickNot – Ladies and Gentleman, the Penn State replacement coaching staff.

Second: MstrB- Gloria Allred always puts on a good press conference show.

Third: Moderate Mom – Due to complaints from the residents near Zuccotti Park, OWS has replaced the drum circles with a Polka band.

HONORABLE MENTION

G.A. Phillips – Cain’s new campaign team?

physics geek – “Someone once told me ‘Play any musical instrument you can get your hands on and women will love you.’ I wish to kick that bastard in the balls right now.”

Michael Hamm – Mama’s got a squeezebox . . . . . .

David – This song could use some more cow bell.

Peterh – The New Traveling Red Wilburys

John425 – Song: “Das Putin is Rasputin…”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

♬
I’m back in the USSR
You don’t know how lucky you are, boys
Back in the USSR
♬

Just another tailgate party at Lambeau field

Sorry Ozarkhillbilly, I’ll find a banjo picture next time… or not.

The Thursday Contest was already hoping to build on the promises of future success.