Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Franklin Reyes)
Winners will be announced Thursday
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday
Wait just one minute there, fella! There are too many critters already taking a free ride on my tax dollars.
The Communist Party of Cuba treats all God’s creatures the same — stuck in the back seat.
Obama has relaxed travel restrictions to Cuba so new sightseeing tours are popping up all over Havana.
Love is in the air.
Viva la cubaaaaaaaa!
Great idea, going out for a ride! We should… hey. Is that a slaughterhouse?
Date night in Arkansas
Unfortunately for Larry the Lamb’s owner, his agent didn’t mention that the gig was an appearance on Sarah Palin’s Alaska.
Gay marriage opponents were finally vindicated when Bob really did marry a sheep and they headed off on their honeymoon.
The manufacturer of the popular “Trunk Monkey” found only limited success with their follow-up model for mopeds.
Even some staunch environmental groups were worried that Gary’s latest bio-fuel innovation might have gone too far.
Cuban turn by turn navigation. “tur~~~~~n le~~~~~ft ahead”
This is obscene! Who posted the sex photo of Jar-Jar Binks and Rodney Dill?
P.E.T.A.: “An elopment. Now, THAT’S romance!”
Easy Rider?
No doubt this will prompt Mayor Bloomberg to introduce a livestock helmet law.
Mutton down the hatches…
Good Lord! Timkins?
Here’s Randall sporting the latest model of backpack/green lawn mower. This handy all in one model was designed specifically for the eco-minded lawn maintenance entrepreneur. This model can be yours for the low introductory price of $2,499.99 and only from Government Motors…..
You’re going too fa-aa-aa-aa-ast
Shear lunacy.
What happens in Cuba, stays in Cuba…
and usually dies there as well…
Don’t turn around and look at your passenger, Dude, you will surely cartwheel!
Oh, what a night……
1) “To be on the safe side, Cubans often carry scapegoats with them…just incase they run into Castro.”
2) “In all fairness, Cubans often strap scapegoats to their backs. It’s a self-defense mechanism leftover from the Cold War. You know, just incase they run into Castro.”
3) “In Cuba, road kill isn’t given the chance to marinade properly.”
4) “In Cuba, road kill is marinated on the go.”
5) “Despite their differences on the monetary policies of the State, Communist Cuba and Libertarians have many things in common. For example, both appreciate the lax helmet laws for their kids.”
6) “To be on the safe side, Cubans often carry scapegoats with them…just incase they run into a Republican.”
7) “In all fairness, Cubans often strap scapegoats to their backs. It’s a self-defense mechanism leftover from the Cold War. You know, just incase they run into a Republican.”
After months of saving, Jose was finally able to afford the lambskin seat covers he’d always wanted.
Hollywood’s tackles the next taboo with the movie “Sleazy Rider”. A love story between a man and his sheep.
Oops – I meant Hollywood.
In a stunning reversal, this lam is on the Cuban exile.
Edwardo misunderstood when told that he needed a sheepskin to get a better promotion.
Can GEICO really save you 15% on car insurance?
The latest Cuban pop sensation…Lady BaaBaa.
Perhaps you need living parchment to write a living constitution.
I bet the horn goes, “Bleat! Bleat!”
Llamaha
Rejected ad campaign for Trojan lamb skins.
The final, conclusive proof that Obama is a Marxist surfaces…
The Goatnapper strikes! http://www.pe.com/localnews/hemet/stories/PE_News_Local_D_webgoatnapping.b083ebb4.html
That’s a nice baaaaaaaaackpack.
Warning to all tourists: Calling for “Take Out” looses something in translation.
Rodney–You have it bass ackwards. It should be: “Gungan. It’s what’s for dinner.”