30 responses to “Caption Contest”

1. 

   Caliban Darklock

   July 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm

   An unfortunate typo led to the loss of many
   ‘bashing machines’ in quality control.
2. 

   Bithead

   July 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm

   * What happened when Gallagher got hired as the Maytag spokseman
3. 

   MikeM

   July 7, 2008 at 4:54 pm

   The rogue bands of Maytag repairmen were finally caught in the act.
4. 

   yetanotherjohn

   July 7, 2008 at 5:12 pm

   Okay Mr. HotNSweaty been bashing washing machines all day, how do you expect me to get that blue wife beater clean for work tomorrow?

   One would think their skulls would be hard enough without the hats.

   Liberals are going back to their roots by channeling the luddites.

   Gangs of sledgehammer wielding thugs terrorizing suburban appliance owners.

   Citing appliances as the devils means of giving women to much time around the house, Islamic youth take a righteous stand against western values.
5. 

   William d’Inger

   July 7, 2008 at 5:18 pm

   Smashing Pumpkins hammer machines to stay in shape.
6. 

   William d’Inger

   July 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm

   As usual, black washing machines are disproportionally underrepresented.
7. 

   John425

   July 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm

   Nutroots misconstrue Daily Kos orders for a “whitewash job”.
8. 

   John425

   July 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm

   Feebs show they can dismantle a money-laundering operation.
9. 

   William d’Inger

   July 7, 2008 at 5:46 pm

   Anger management class field trip.
10. 

    William d’Inger

    July 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    With the last U.S. sword factory having moved to Mexico, American pacifists are reduced to beating washers into plowshares.
11. 

    William d’Inger

    July 7, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Newer washers have a built-in recycle setting.
12. 

    William d’Inger

    July 7, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Al Qaeda skyscraper-smashing madrassas start with the basics.
13. 

    William d’Inger

    July 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    PETA exposes clandestine baby-seal-clubbing training camp.
14. 

    William d’Inger

    July 7, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    Luddite Olympic trials.
15. 

    charles austin

    July 7, 2008 at 7:04 pm

    I don’t like front loading washers either, but damn.
16. 

    charles austin

    July 7, 2008 at 7:08 pm

    Did you say Rodney returns on Bash Steel day?
17. 

    Gollum

    July 7, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    Stop! – – Hammer time!
18. 

    Bithead

    July 7, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Well, after Townshend got done bashing his guitar to pieces, the band just kinda went crazy, ya know?
19. 

    Rachel Edith

    July 8, 2008 at 2:18 am

    The wives really did mean it when they said they wouldn’t be doing laundry anymore.
20. 

    Jack W

    July 8, 2008 at 3:41 am

    “Village People Branch” of Log Cabin Republicans hammer away at FOX News all white straight political spin machines !!
21. 

    Bithead

    July 8, 2008 at 11:03 am

    * Once they got done with the SUV’s….
22. 

    John425

    July 8, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Islamists respond after Mullahs declare washing machines to be “unclean”.
23. 

    Gollum

    July 8, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Rage Against the [Washing] Machine.
24. 

    rodney dill

    July 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    “Swing away Merrill. Merrill… swing away. ….”
25. 

    rodney dill

    July 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    “Calgon… take me away”
26. 

    charles austin

    July 8, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Entry 3367 of the rejected Peter Gabriel music video themes.
27. 

    elliot

    July 8, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    These new lighter weight washing machines were field tested and been rated far better than the standard washing machines.. pound for pound.
28. 

    rodney dill

    July 9, 2008 at 9:06 am

    The Sock Puppet Liberation Army stages its first operation in preparation for Denver.
29. 

    Elmo

    July 10, 2008 at 9:16 am

    Out damn spot!