21 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Jay Solo

   June 6, 2003 at 4:18 pm

   Who let Michael Moore in here? He’s gonna make me look truthful!
2. 

   Hermetic

   June 6, 2003 at 5:19 pm

   Most of the cabinet found something else to do whenever Yassir declared a Karaoke Night in the Muqaba.
3. 

   Daniel Morris

   June 6, 2003 at 5:46 pm

   Guess Where I Keep My Nobel Peace Prize?
4. 

   Misanthropyst

   June 6, 2003 at 6:29 pm

   “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky!”
5. 

   Ursula

   June 6, 2003 at 7:18 pm

   Get me some teeth whitener…pronto!!!
6. 

   Laurence Simon

   June 6, 2003 at 8:02 pm

   “You can’t touch this.”
7. 

   bryan

   June 6, 2003 at 9:20 pm

   I’m comin’ for YOU, Vince McMahon!”

   Thus revealing that I know way too much about professional wrestling.
8. 

   Cricket

   June 6, 2003 at 10:31 pm

   Oh no! Angler fish! Happy feeling gone!

   Gandalf…come join with me!

   Well, I pinned the tail on Michael Moore about there, and now it is missing…

   This little thingy in the middle of my forehead makes me cross my eyes…I need to point to see straight.
   BTW, who took the Crest out of the CARE package?
9. 

   John Lemon

   June 6, 2003 at 10:35 pm

   Money can’t buy everything. Here is $6 billion in proof.
10. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 6, 2003 at 10:40 pm

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

    … WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION !!!

    …PULL MY FINGER, I’ll show you

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!
11. 

    Carl

    June 7, 2003 at 12:13 am

    Bush Lied – The Road Map is an Iraqi Road Map.
12. 

    Kiva

    June 7, 2003 at 8:24 am

    Hey George, pull my finger.
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 7, 2003 at 10:32 am

    I’m a little teapot
    short and stout,
    here is my handle,
    here is my spout…
14. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 7, 2003 at 10:49 am

    Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.
15. 

    Rachel Edith

    June 7, 2003 at 11:16 am

    “And one more thing. See my new line of headwear at Arafat.com!”
16. 

    Paul

    June 7, 2003 at 3:54 pm

    James– If you take votes….

    —
    “Picture of Hillary Clinton selected to be used as the cover of Living History before the airbrush artist did his magic.”
    —

    Dill is on a roll.
17. 

    42nd SSD

    June 7, 2003 at 5:51 pm

    I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I am the onliest of history’s greatest dictators! My teeth are so pretty, you don’t see any white, which just proves I’m the greatest Palestine tonight! Sharon is so stupid, he should donate his brain to Mensa! I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived!
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 8, 2003 at 12:08 pm

    It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor.

    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won’t you be my neighbor?
    Won’t you please,
    Mr Sharon, please?
    Please won’t you be my neighbor?

    (with apoligies to: © 1967, Fred M. Rogers)
19. 

    Chortle

    June 9, 2003 at 12:33 am

    “Touch my nose or your nose? Which?”
20. 

    Hodink

    June 9, 2003 at 10:32 am

    “You cannot say I have no friends. Jacques Chirac and I have become bosom buddies.”