32 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Laurence Simon

   June 9, 2003 at 3:43 pm

   “Stare at it all you want, but unless you start sucking you can kiss that fifth star goodbye.”
2. 

   Hermetic

   June 9, 2003 at 4:39 pm

   I was going to do a Coneheads joke, but after Lawrence’s, there’s just no point.
3. 

   Rachel Edith

   June 9, 2003 at 4:54 pm

   “I didn’t want to be the one to have to tell you this General, but your deoderant is not working.”
4. 

   Chortle

   June 9, 2003 at 5:02 pm

   “Ok, I’ll sing the lead and you sing the
   ‘Ooo wah, ooo wah cool, cool kitty
   Tell us about the boy from New York City’ part.”
5. 

   Kevin Aylward

   June 9, 2003 at 5:09 pm

   The main event from Wrestlemania 82…
6. 

   Hodink

   June 9, 2003 at 5:10 pm

   “And then the appointed President said, ‘if I actually get elected for real this time, can I run again?’”
7. 

   Paul

   June 9, 2003 at 5:46 pm

   “If you retire and go to work at CNN…I’ll have you killed.”
8. 

   Misanthropyst

   June 9, 2003 at 8:38 pm

   I bow before Laurence Simon’s contribution…I wouldn’t try to box with Ali…
9. 

   Cam

   June 9, 2003 at 9:12 pm

   I don’t think I can compete with Laurence, but from the look on Franks’ face, it doesn’t look like he can compete with Bush.
10. 

    jen

    June 9, 2003 at 9:25 pm

    Yeah, Laurence wins.

    I’d love to know what they really said to each other to get those looks. Intriguing.
11. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 9, 2003 at 10:19 pm

    AP BREAKING … Ari Fleisher announced today that due to skin cancer concerns that a growth would be removed from President Bush’s forehead on Wednesday. Later, when pressed with questions about his health the President would only respond lightheartedly, saying, “You should have seen the one that looked like Dick Cheney they scraped of my bu……”
12. 

    Lasting Magic

    June 9, 2003 at 11:38 pm

    “Tommy, it would please the wife if you would come to her Tupperware Party.”
13. 

    Daniel Morris

    June 10, 2003 at 12:01 am

    That’s why a President out-ranks a General, Tommy.
14. 

    Uh Oh

    June 10, 2003 at 1:15 am

    Hillary said she’s on our side.
15. 

    Bouhaki

    June 10, 2003 at 1:58 am

    “Your fly is open.”
16. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2003 at 7:12 am

    (oops should have read)

    AP BREAKING … Ari Fleisher announced today that due to skin cancer concerns that a growth would be removed from President Bush’s forehead on Wednesday. Later, when pressed with questions about his health the President would only respond lightheartedly, saying, “You should have seen the one that looked like Dick Cheney they scraped off my bu……”
17. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2003 at 7:16 am

    Usually a master at the practical joke, President Bush failed miserably with the superglue-the-salute-to-the-forehead gag, when he said, “Hey, Tommy, you dropped a quarter.”
18. 

    Hodink

    June 10, 2003 at 9:40 am

    “Sorry Tommy, we’ve decided not to invade any other nations until after the re-election.”
19. 

    Bouhaki

    June 10, 2003 at 10:45 am

    “Ok, hot stuff. Find those weapons. One way or another. Those weapons need to turn up. Soon.”
20. 

    J. Fielek

    June 10, 2003 at 2:30 pm

    You’re just a General, I’m the Commander-in-Chief, and I say you were the one that farted.
21. 

    MadMan

    June 10, 2003 at 2:33 pm

    *snicker* “Don’t stare Tommy, but I think I see real cobwebs around Old Auntie Helen’s crotch”
22. 

    Tom

    June 10, 2003 at 2:39 pm

    You have the taco’s for lunch too?
    Yep…
23. 

    Keith

    June 10, 2003 at 3:06 pm

    “I’m sorry I didn’t call, George.”
24. 

    kevin m

    June 10, 2003 at 3:33 pm

    WOW, yours realy is bigger. I never would have thought.
25. 

    kevin m

    June 10, 2003 at 3:36 pm

    Do you really think they are going to let us get away with this on TV?

    Come on now, I’m the president!
26. 

    Ron Hardin

    June 10, 2003 at 3:45 pm

    Never overlook an opportunity to pump ship.

    (Duke of Wellington, to newly commissioned officers.)
27. 

    Chortle

    June 10, 2003 at 3:46 pm

    “Khaki really isn’t your color.
    Try blue.
    It did wonders for me.”
28. 

    Ryan

    June 10, 2003 at 3:53 pm

    U.S. General Tommy Franks falters during an intense contest with President Bush to determine, once and for all, who can hold their breath the longest.
29. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2003 at 6:25 pm

    ” Yep, Tommy, I see you’ve found what I like to call my Weapon of Ass Destruction.”
30. 

    Rachel Edith

    June 11, 2003 at 1:06 am

    “I’m from Texas. Everything is bigger there.”