CAPTION CONTEST

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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner

June 23, 2003

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Time for another OTB Caption Contest^TM.

Write your own caption in the comments section below
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29 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

Kevin Aylward

June 23, 2003 at 1:18 pm

Shirley Hemphill is forcibly removed from the big budget Hollywood remake of “What’s Happening”. Producers said they were going in a different direction with the quick-witted waitress character for the movie. Shirley did not take the news well.
Kris

June 23, 2003 at 1:20 pm

“I swear officer, I thought the President was a meatball sub. I only took one little bite.”
Bouhaki

June 23, 2003 at 2:06 pm

Let’s face it. Racinda’s Weight Watchers before picture was original.
Hodink

June 23, 2003 at 2:08 pm

Prison was not kind to Martha Stewart.
Misanthropyst

June 23, 2003 at 2:37 pm

Finally free to act, the Department of Health and Human Services SWAT Teams begin rounding up disloyal Americans who’ve eaten their way into charges of ‘obesity treason.’ “Those remote measurement cholesterol devices sure make this job easier,” noted Sgt. Jones, right.

The program is expected to save taxpayers millions in future Medicare payments.
Laurence Simon

June 23, 2003 at 2:46 pm

“BULK SMASH!”
Rodney Dill

June 23, 2003 at 2:58 pm

Monica Lewinsky, after Hillary takes up her latest pasttime.

— VOODOO
Rodney Dill

June 23, 2003 at 3:37 pm

Orrin…..ORRIN….
I Promise I won’t download no more copyrighted files….
I PROMISE…
Lasting Magic

June 23, 2003 at 4:39 pm

Finally. Protruding bellies can get you arrested.
JustOnce

June 23, 2003 at 6:59 pm

The first arrest for failure to pay taxes under the “Fast Food Dietary Restrictions Levy” enacted by Congress.
Paul

June 23, 2003 at 8:45 pm

It’s Pat!

(SNL fan?)
Rodney Dill

June 23, 2003 at 9:50 pm

ENTERTAINMENT NIGHT ON CELL BLOCK C
Good Things – Vol. XIII

“Martha, meet your new cell mate, Jo.”

“Jo, Martha here says if she doesn’t get the bottom bunk she’s going to crochet your ass.”
Rodney Dill

June 23, 2003 at 10:01 pm

Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.
Graham Lester

June 23, 2003 at 11:32 pm

University of Michigan lawyers have discovered a loophole in the Supreme Court’s decision and the enforced enrollment of minority students has begun in earnest.
cj

June 24, 2003 at 2:08 am

Does your mother know you post pictures like this?
Kevin Aylward

June 24, 2003 at 2:08 am

Police were called in to remove unruly striking workers in day 5 of the Twinkie plant strike.
Rachel Edith

June 24, 2003 at 2:38 am

“Arrested today for exposure, in his new incarnation, was Michael Jackson.”
Rodney Dill

June 24, 2003 at 6:07 am

“HEY YOU… get that nightstick outta my…
Ashcroft is gonna pay for this!”
Sooth Sayer

June 24, 2003 at 7:19 am

Thanks to all who made comments … they made my day.
Paul

June 24, 2003 at 9:12 am

Michael Moore, dressed in drag, makes one final ill-fated attempt to infiltrate an NRA convention.

Dill rocks as usual
Chortle

June 24, 2003 at 9:47 am

Al Sharpton, in his youth, spewed on people with spit instead of words.
Rodney Dill

June 24, 2003 at 5:59 pm

Merely returning home from the all night buffet at Ho-Jo’s, Ally Kyda could not have foreseen the bizarre chain of events that would transpire when she introduced herself to the nice looking policeman.
Rodney Dill

June 24, 2003 at 6:02 pm

A row ensued then the bookstore patron found that she had not waited in line for three hours get the next Harry Potter book, but that she was in the line for Living History
Rodney Dill

June 24, 2003 at 6:33 pm

“Sorry Miss, American Idol auditions are closed.”
Rodney Dill

June 25, 2003 at 7:51 am

“Comical Ali’s” disguise was REALLY GOOD, but in the end the former Iraqi minister of information was captured anyway.