20 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Terry Oglesby

   June 25, 2003 at 4:38 pm

   Sensing a shift in public mood, the Democrats explore other potential pairings for the 2004 elections.
2. 

   Terry Oglesby

   June 25, 2003 at 4:47 pm

   To the horror of fans below, Michael Jackson loses his grip on James Brown as he dangles him precariously over a hotel balcony railing.
3. 

   Eric

   June 25, 2003 at 5:48 pm

   “Dang that superglue! James, will you just SHUT UP for a minute and let me think?”
4. 

   Paul

   June 25, 2003 at 6:16 pm

   Only in America can poor black boys grow up to be rich white women.

   What a country!

   Paul
5. 

   Hodink

   June 25, 2003 at 6:27 pm

   “Hey everybody, I want you all to meet Michael. He is a lot like my cousin Lloyd, who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.”
6. 

   Kris

   June 25, 2003 at 6:29 pm

   Michael Jackson giggles as James Brown announces their new joint line of clothing, “Jackson Brown”.
7. 

   Misanthropyst

   June 25, 2003 at 6:56 pm

   Conagra creates quite the stir while announcing its latest product line – Genetically Modified People&#174. Combining the best of American Pedophile Pop with R&B Soul, the company’s new Joined-At-The-Hip-Spokesthing greets a crowd of astonished media representatives.
8. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 25, 2003 at 8:05 pm

   “…Play that funky music white boy…
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 25, 2003 at 8:34 pm

   [Time out for and editorial comment: Is it just me (that feels this way)or has the competition stepped up a notch on this Caption Contest, I read the first seven posts and thought they were all good enough to be winners, not that my opinion matters.]
10. 

    Paul

    June 25, 2003 at 8:47 pm

    The way Michael Jackson is looking at his hand, maybe we finally know why James Brown feels so good.

    (OK that was gross, sorry)
11. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 25, 2003 at 9:07 pm

    You’re right Paul, but James Brown did catch him red-handed.
12. 

    Tom

    June 25, 2003 at 9:41 pm

    Scarily, Micheal was on the other side of James just a minute ago, and with his left hand hidden like the right one is now… A very gross Connoisseur. (Sorry folks)
13. 

    42nd SSD

    June 25, 2003 at 11:27 pm

    In their latest X-rated comedy benefit for the Democratic Party, Michael Jackson is seen licking his hand clean while Mr. Brown upchucks into a microphone. (Bill Clinton is probably waiting off stage with his saxophone… and nothing else.)
14. 

    Oops

    June 26, 2003 at 12:09 am

    Ebony and genuine imitation Ivory
15. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 26, 2003 at 6:07 am

    New Army Training Film: (Rumsfeld’s brain child)

    Michael demonstrates how NOT to pick up suspect Nuclear components, while James sings ” I’m a glow man “
16. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 26, 2003 at 6:38 am

    Dreams are in color,
    Nightmares, always black and white.
17. 

    Chortle

    June 27, 2003 at 11:20 am

    “Look at him. After some touch up work, he’ll make a lovely corpse.”
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 27, 2003 at 6:52 pm

    (in Mickey Mouse Falsetto)

    “Bad Hand… Bad Hand… Bad Hand …,
    Good thing we’re not in Texas anymore, huh, James (Brown).
    .
    .
    Wait a Minute! This is not MY Hand!
    This is Little Richard’s Hand!!!”