28 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Hermetic

   July 2, 2003 at 3:17 pm

   Groups celebrated Lawrence vs. Texas in a number of different ways.
2. 

   Kristopher

   July 2, 2003 at 3:24 pm

   The Democratic candidates for President show that they really can support each other, no matter who wins. Although, Howard Dean did not appreciate the others conning him into the “position of honor”.
3. 

   Stephen

   July 2, 2003 at 3:58 pm

   “Boys, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to try it doggie style.”
4. 

   Misanthropyst

   July 2, 2003 at 5:01 pm

   The Reverend Jessie Jackson showcases the solidarity of the Democratic Presidential candidates in a little number called “Affirmative Action Support On Parade”.
5. 

   Chris Lawrence

   July 2, 2003 at 11:25 pm

   If dogs governed themselves, this is what logrolling would look like.
6. 

   Chortle

   July 3, 2003 at 10:14 am

   “The Siegfried & Roy wedding went exceedingly well. Great entertainment. Lovely happening. Many tears, not the least of which were mine when I was scratched by an impatient champagne-seeking begal tiger.”
7. 

   Chortle

   July 3, 2003 at 10:22 am

   LOL. Also bengal. Maybe it was a bagel eating bengal tiger.
8. 

   Misanthropyst

   July 3, 2003 at 10:57 am

   A bugle blowing burqa bearing bagel eating bengal tiger, at that…
9. 

   Rachel Edith

   July 3, 2003 at 2:42 pm

   I heard it was a champagne seeking binge drinker bloodthirsty bugbear bugle blowing burqa bearing bagel eating best man bengal tiger.
10. 

    April

    July 3, 2003 at 4:39 pm

    And next on Stupid Pet Tricks, “Dogs in a Conga Line”…
11. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 3, 2003 at 7:30 pm

    The MoveOn PAC poll proves that Democratic hopefuls can differentiate themselves: Top runners line up outside the barrel, write-ins rest inside. Graham, Moseley Braun, Lieberman, Sharpton, Gore and Clinton (both inside the barrel) are the invisible ones.
12. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 3, 2003 at 7:32 pm

    P.S. I don’t think .BMP images are supported by Macintosh browsers . . . it doesn’t show up inline on mine.
13. 

    James Joyner

    July 3, 2003 at 7:36 pm

    Daniel,

    Weird. You’d think the Mac folks would learn to make a browser by now, no? The web has only been around like 11 years. . . .
14. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 3, 2003 at 8:03 pm

    I offer this only as a historical explanation. I have no axe to grind. 8^)

    BMP is the Windows extension for the Microsoft™ Windows© Bit-mapped graphics file format. The web standards since Mosaic have been .gif and .jpg, with .png joining the line-up in the late 90s. Do any non-Windows browsers support it? My Linux machine is in the other room, but I don’t think it reads .BMPs natively either.

    And, yeah, there’s the rub of being a minority again . . .
15. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 3, 2003 at 8:07 pm

    And if my failing memory serves, in the beginning, even .jpg files needed an external viewer. But I remember how much better it was than, e.g., Gopher. It’s hard to believe how far we’ve come since then.
16. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 3, 2003 at 8:38 pm

    Okay, some of the Mac browsers, and some of the Linux browsers seem to be okay with .BMPs

    I just don’t normally use them. Did’t mean to be a pain.
17. 

    James Joyner

    July 3, 2003 at 9:00 pm

    Daniel: Not a problem. It was just the format of the file I downloaded is all.
18. 

    MommaBear

    July 4, 2003 at 9:14 am

    Generally, the Mac equivalent of a right-click will offer the option of ‘copy image’, at which point it can then be pasted into a graphics-app for viewing.
19. 

    Hodink

    July 4, 2003 at 11:15 am

    The Siegfried & Roy wedding went exceedingly well. Great entertainment. Lovely happening. Many tears, not the least of which were mine when I was scratched by an impatient Democratic champagne-seeking binge-drinker logrolling bloodthirsty bugbear bugle-blowing burqa-bearing bagel-eating best man right-clicking bengal tiger using a Mac that did not support .BMPs who liked browsers doggie style.*

    *mostly plagiarized
20. 

    Rodney Dill

    July 4, 2003 at 12:32 pm

    Even after marshalling the efforts of the Supremes, Sandra Day O’Connor could not escape one essential fact.

    She was an old dog, and this was a new trick.

    (Mostly lifted from an old farside by Gary Larsen)
21. 

    Misanthropyst

    July 4, 2003 at 3:11 pm

    Rodney,

    Oh, well done…
22. 

    Graham Lester

    July 4, 2003 at 7:34 pm

    Scientists have discovered that certain Arctic canines regulate environmental flatulence by rolling the most egregious offenders over the tops of high cliffs.
23. 

    Daniel Morris

    July 5, 2003 at 4:28 pm

    For Mamma Bear, thanks. I don’ normally complain so much, but I have brain damage, and sometimes I get wrapped up in minor issues. My apologies.
24. 

    Lasting Magic

    July 7, 2003 at 11:16 am

    Monica resisted the urge to lift her tail.
25. 

    Middleman

    July 7, 2003 at 7:38 pm

    Andrew Sullivan(center)and friends on a roll.