33 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Misanthropyst

   August 16, 2003 at 8:37 pm

   A wizened Uri Geller, his body ravaged by the misuse of his telekinetic powers, manages the simultaneous levitation of two monstrous orbs – much to the wonder of the orbs’ owner.
2. 

   Paul

   August 16, 2003 at 10:47 pm

   I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.

   But Rodney will prove me wrong 😉
3. 

   bianco

   August 16, 2003 at 11:01 pm

   I’m not sure a caption could make that any funnier.

   “whatchoo talkin bout, willtits”

   .
4. 

   Eric

   August 16, 2003 at 11:16 pm

   “One of the candidates was doomed from the very beginning by the obvious chippie on his shoulder.”
5. 

   Paul

   August 16, 2003 at 11:26 pm

   OR bianco could do it… and quite well. LOL

   Good Luck Rodney… You’ll need it.
6. 

   John Lemon

   August 17, 2003 at 1:50 am

   “Why is it that she gets two votes and I only get a half?”
7. 

   Rachel Edith

   August 17, 2003 at 1:55 am

   Gary sneaked a peek at Mary’s platform.
8. 

   Hoodie Craw

   August 17, 2003 at 4:00 am

   Mr Coleman gamely faced the angry crowd, protected by his bouncers.
9. 

   Rodney Dill

   August 17, 2003 at 7:39 am

   “Oh Look, Someone with bigger boobs than Barbara Bush , (She has Jeb and George)”
10. 

    Rodney Dill

    August 17, 2003 at 8:25 am

    Gary Thinking: “To win this I’ve just got to keep focused on the big issues”
    Mary Thinking: “Gawd, I just love having my picture taken with celebrities, I just never realized , Michael Jackson was so short.”
11. 

    Steven

    August 17, 2003 at 9:23 am

    “Man, there’s room for me to take a nap in there.”
12. 

    Rodney Dill

    August 17, 2003 at 10:57 am

    “…they are just so INCREDIBLY HUGE, thinks Gary, as he glances at a picture of last weeks OTB Fair and Balanced Caption Contest.

    (shame on you, Paul, for thinking otherwise)
13. 

    Matthew

    August 17, 2003 at 11:05 am

    Unburdened by a partisan primary campaign, Coleman sets his sights on moving to the middle during the recall election.
14. 

    Rodney Dill

    August 17, 2003 at 11:58 am

    “…and this question’s for Mary, Do think your … ah … campaign will continue to rely on the support of the little guy, or do you think you will identify a larger constituency that will shoulder the greater burden to buoy up your … ah …candidacy.”
15. 

    Rodney Dill

    August 17, 2003 at 12:00 pm

    (Oh, by the way, thanks for the encouragement, Paul, but I think that John Lemon got in an early caption that will be hard to beat. )
16. 

    Paul

    August 17, 2003 at 4:41 pm

    dunno Rachel Edith was good and Matthew was hysterical.
17. 

    LittleA

    August 17, 2003 at 5:35 pm

    It’s too long, but I couldn’t stop.

    “From where I stand, my campaign faces some huge obstacles. People think I’m soft on the tissues…um…issues, bouncing around from one to another, but the truth is, I would manage with a firm hand on the udder…er…rudder of state. Even if I don’t win, there will be mammaries…ah…memories that I’ll never forget.”
18. 

    Jay Solo

    August 17, 2003 at 7:19 pm

    Got milk?
19. 

    Hermetic

    August 18, 2003 at 9:33 am

    Screw the State House. I’m movin’ in there.
20. 

    Timmer

    August 18, 2003 at 10:27 am

    Oh Dayna…days like these I miss you most.
21. 

    Hodink

    August 18, 2003 at 11:22 am

    “Ok, you two. Thanks for making your prearrangements today.
    Now, show us the position you wanna be in when we put you in the coffin.”
22. 

    Laurence Simon

    August 18, 2003 at 12:53 pm

    “Work, work, work work… hello, boys, I missed you last night.”
23. 

    Rodney Dill

    August 18, 2003 at 3:20 pm

    Dirty Gary, Crazy Mary
24. 

    Chortle

    August 19, 2003 at 6:00 am

    “The Conjoined Twins Party. A vote for us is a vote for breast enhancement and Diff’rent Strokes.”
25. 

    Mark S.

    August 19, 2003 at 6:47 am

    “You must be this tall to ride this ride”.
26. 

    Bouhaki

    August 19, 2003 at 11:31 am

    “Ummmmmmmm, Ms. Carey would like to answer the billion dollar deficit question, right Mary?”
27. 

    Hermoine

    August 19, 2003 at 11:53 am

    “Extraterrestrial sounds just about right for me.
    And Mary wants to be a governor with, uhhh, augmented powers.”
28. 

    Janette

    August 19, 2003 at 2:42 pm

    Gary’s campaign battle cry: “Once more unto the breasts, dear friends, once more.”

    Mary’s rebuttal: “Ride a cock horse to Mammary Cross and see a fine lady . . . [use your imagination here]”

    One more . . .

    Gary, thinking: “Is this ‘Silicone’ Valley???”
29. 

    Norbizness

    August 19, 2003 at 4:29 pm

    “Keep squatting, damn you. Keep squatting…”