26 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Steven

   October 27, 2003 at 10:07 pm

   Don and his posse on the way to hand in his “resignation” to Steinbrenner.
2. 

   Mark Pierce

   October 27, 2003 at 10:22 pm

   Just in time! I hear there might be some new openings at Wal-Mart.
3. 

   Norbizness

   October 27, 2003 at 11:18 pm

   “Look, this ain’t a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of ’em. So what’s it gonna be, Mr. Pink?”
4. 

   Rodney Dill

   October 28, 2003 at 8:00 am

   “… Mr. Zimmer, you helped lead the great New York Yankees to lose another World Series heartbreaker! What are you going to do now?”

   “I’m going to F***ing Disney World!”
5. 

   Jimbo

   October 28, 2003 at 9:53 am

   October 2024: Michael Chiklis reports for work on the record-setting 23rd season of “The Shield”
6. 

   Tom

   October 28, 2003 at 10:09 am

   Don Zimmer, after showing his fighting prowess in Boston, joins Don King’s Boxing Empire. He will start training in Las Vegas for a scheduled fight against Evander Holyfield in January.
7. 

   Chris Lawrence

   October 28, 2003 at 10:33 am

   The Three Stooges Remix (from left, Larry, Curly–the only surviving member of the original group, and Moe) emerges from Yankee Stadium after a rousing performance combining the classic Stooges’ antics with the hip-hop stylings of “The New Moe.”
8. 

   Terry Oglesby

   October 28, 2003 at 10:35 am

   Count Blofeld models the new “Evil Madman” fall line.
9. 

   Charlie on the PA Turnpike

   October 28, 2003 at 12:42 pm

   All these years with the NY Yankees, and all I got to show for it is this damned shirt!
10. 

    R.A. Myers

    October 28, 2003 at 12:52 pm

    Gotta light?
11. 

    Brett

    October 28, 2003 at 8:12 pm

    Scenes from the fall of an empire. (I’m a Sox fan, after all.)
12. 

    mike van winkle

    October 28, 2003 at 9:11 pm

    “You’ve made the Zimmernator bery bery angry.”
13. 

    Rachel Edith

    October 28, 2003 at 10:45 pm

    “Oh, Mr. Zimmer! Procter & Gamble is on the line … something about you being available to play Mr. Clean’s dad in an ad.”
14. 

    Cam

    October 29, 2003 at 6:55 am

    Don Zimmer models his new line of GQ (Gerbils Quarterly) clothing as he walks to his Habitrail in New York City on Tuesday.
15. 

    Flypay

    October 29, 2003 at 9:11 am

    “It’s not a purse…It’s a Man’s Carryall, dammit!”
16. 

    Hermoine

    October 29, 2003 at 12:25 pm

    “Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose, boys. Sometimes you get tossed on the ground and then you lose.”
17. 

    Chris Lawrence

    October 29, 2003 at 12:42 pm

    In a mysterious photo sent back in time in a DeLorean, the caption reads ‘Oscar-winning actor Mike Myers reprises his role as “Dr. Evil” in “Austin Powers 36: Death By Hexatriacontalene.”‘
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    October 29, 2003 at 5:36 pm

    “Damn, I wish this would’ve happened before that California recall thingie. I would’ve kicked that Arnold Schwarzenpuppies ass!”
19. 

    Sean Hackbarth

    October 30, 2003 at 12:11 am

    Don Zimmer pimping his way back from the Bronx.
20. 

    Rodney Dill

    October 30, 2003 at 7:48 am

    Don Zimmer, metrosexual at large.
21. 

    Hodink

    October 30, 2003 at 9:53 am

    Levitra spokesman Don Zimmer arrives at training camp in preparation for a head-to-head competition with Bob Dole.
22. 

    Kevin

    November 3, 2003 at 11:49 am

    The fifth season of HBO’s hit series The Sopranos (currently in production) features some notable new characters. Don Zimmer joins the cast as Lucky Lucciano, head of a rival family.

    Series creator David Chase says, “Don’s a natural; we are happy to have him in the family”.