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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM



Write your caption in the comments below.

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37 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

  1. Matthew Stinson Avatar
    Matthew Stinson

    Rumsfeld illustrates the length of a “long, hard slog.”

    (Sorry, it’s the first thing that came to mind.)

  2. Michael Demmons Avatar
    Michael Demmons

    The acorn I had implanted into my chin?

    It’s about this big.

  3. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “The average presidential lie starts small and grows into a long, hard slog.”

  4. Stephen Green Avatar
    Stephen Green

    I only leaked my own memo this much.

  5. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “I am shocked! … Sort of.”

  6. JW Avatar
    JW

    “Am I THIS close to coming down there and kicking your butt all over this briefing room? Yes, I am. Would you like to rephrase your question? Of course you would.”

  7. Avatar
    Anonymous

    “Saddam?… Missed him by that much!”

    (reminiscent of Don Adams in Get Smart)

  8. The measure of a man Avatar
    The measure of a man

    We have it on good intelligence that a close “member” of Saddam’s “inner circle” is only this long.

  9. Brett Avatar
    Brett

    “No, bananas are usually a bit longer than that, so it must be that I’m happy to see you.” (Really bad taste. Sorry)

  10. Cam Avatar
    Cam

    How much do I care about your opinion, Helen Thomas? Not quite this much.

  11. Katewerk Avatar
    Katewerk

    Rumsfeld surprises the Pentagon press gallery with an invitation to participate in the kickoff for National Prostate Awareness week.

  12. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Why won’t this administration sign anti-Spam legislation to support the war against bulk emailers? Well… You figure it out.”

  13. pathos Avatar
    pathos

    “I’m not going to tell you which President is to blame for the rise of global terrorism, but his last name starts with the letter . . . ‘C’!”

  14. Norbizness Avatar
    Norbizness

    Alright, you media bastards. Who took my moon pie?

  15. Scott Gauvin Avatar
    Scott Gauvin

    Thousands more troops for Iraq? Look at a map. The place is only this big.

  16. Scott Gauvin Avatar
    Scott Gauvin

    Send more troops to Iraq? Look at a map. The place is only this big.

  17. Matt Navarre Avatar
    Matt Navarre

    “I am crushing your head”

  18. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “I have lost this much of my mojo.”

  19. kenny Avatar
    kenny

    We’ve found this much WMD.

  20. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    “How much can you believe of OTB? This much.”

  21. hln Avatar
    hln

    Just a pinch between your cheek and gum…

    hln

  22. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Secretary Rumsfeld. Just how big are Chortle’s chances of winning the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest after challenging James’ credibility with his caption?”

  23. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    Chortle got a chortle out of that.

  24. TXConservative Avatar
    TXConservative

    “How big is my alien Implant? About this size.”

  25. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things we know we don’t know. And this represents how much I think you happen to know.”

  26. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure that you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

    (I can’t take credit for this as it is an old quote, but I just realized that it would go with just about any picture of Rummy)

  27. Lasting Magic Avatar
    Lasting Magic

    “Sometimes a little bombing goes a long way.”

  28. Chortle (Testing Chortle's Luck, Yet Again) Avatar
    Chortle (Testing Chortle’s Luck, Yet Again)

    “And the winner of the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest is … anybody want to venture a little guess? Not even a teeny weeny guess?”

  29. mal Avatar
    mal

    size of a democrats brain

  30. LittleA Avatar
    LittleA

    I swear that kidney stone was THIS big.

  31. Mike Van Winkle Avatar
    Mike Van Winkle

    “I smash your head!”

  32. Kevin Avatar
    Kevin

    Don Rumsfled misses the winning flick in his second round match in the Bud Light Flickball Championship.

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