CAPTION CONTEST
There’s already one running (winners announced Monday) but the juxtaposition of these three images on Drudge just struck me as amusing for some reason:
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There’s already one running (winners announced Monday) but the juxtaposition of these three images on Drudge just struck me as amusing for some reason:
it’s like some weirdo Aqaunet time-travel nightmare.
Arnold’s posing in the nude again.
Britney: (sniff, sniff) With these two beside me in the OTB Caption Contest, no one will think I have big boobs. (Waaah!)
3 people faking crying
Three Species. One Planet.
Three people just after being confronted by Larry Flynt, who said, “I have nude pictures of you that I am going to publish.”
Clinton’s number comes up and she wins at BINGO. Kerry was one number away … again.
In an unrelated incident, Spears, poor baby, finds out Madonna gave her herpes. “Herpes! I’ve got herpes!”
Pictures revealed immediately after The Great Karnak pronounces…“Blood, Sweat, and Tears.”
The poker game. Clinton “I’m in.” Kerry “Fold.” Spears “I’m folding at the river.”
Just a vote for Bouhaki, here. That’s perfect.
A crook, a looser and a slut
Three reactions to an undercover socialist plot to overthrow the government. Brittany’s crying because she has NO idea what a socialist is, but she’s pretty sure it’s a bad thing ‘cuz Madonna said so.
Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer”
Hillary Clinton gives the “Come hither, baby!” look at Bill Clinton who has always admired the perpetually furrowed brow of John Kerry who shared “peace fries” and ketchup with Teresa Heinz who gave the commencement speech at the tearful graduation of Britney Spears who shares a place among the 200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons with Kevin Bacon.
Adversity builds characters.
MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Newsbreak – Hillary Clinton and John Kerry announced today that they are the unwitting biological parents of Britney Spears.