18 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Christopher Cross

   November 14, 2003 at 9:09 pm

   it’s like some weirdo Aqaunet time-travel nightmare.
2. 

   vachon

   November 14, 2003 at 9:38 pm

   Arnold’s posing in the nude again.
3. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 14, 2003 at 9:50 pm

   Britney: (sniff, sniff) With these two beside me in the OTB Caption Contest, no one will think I have big boobs. (Waaah!)
4. 

   Captain Scarlet

   November 14, 2003 at 10:01 pm

   3 people faking crying
5. 

   Hodink

   November 15, 2003 at 2:51 am

   Three Species. One Planet.
6. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 15, 2003 at 9:45 am

   Three people just after being confronted by Larry Flynt, who said, “I have nude pictures of you that I am going to publish.”
7. 

   Rachel Edith

   November 15, 2003 at 11:05 am

   Clinton’s number comes up and she wins at BINGO. Kerry was one number away … again.
   In an unrelated incident, Spears, poor baby, finds out Madonna gave her herpes. “Herpes! I’ve got herpes!”
8. 

   Rodney Dill

   November 15, 2003 at 11:10 am

   Pictures revealed immediately after The Great Karnak pronounces…“Blood, Sweat, and Tears.”
9. 

   Bouhaki

   November 15, 2003 at 11:47 am

   The poker game. Clinton “I’m in.” Kerry “Fold.” Spears “I’m folding at the river.”
10. 

    lefty skeptic

    November 15, 2003 at 2:33 pm

    Just a vote for Bouhaki, here. That’s perfect.
11. 

    doug

    November 15, 2003 at 4:09 pm

    A crook, a looser and a slut
12. 

    Timmer

    November 15, 2003 at 9:59 pm

    Three reactions to an undercover socialist plot to overthrow the government. Brittany’s crying because she has NO idea what a socialist is, but she’s pretty sure it’s a bad thing ‘cuz Madonna said so.
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    November 16, 2003 at 1:51 pm

    Dumb and Dumber and Dumberer”
14. 

    Lasting Magic

    November 16, 2003 at 3:25 pm

    Hillary Clinton gives the “Come hither, baby!” look at Bill Clinton who has always admired the perpetually furrowed brow of John Kerry who shared “peace fries” and ketchup with Teresa Heinz who gave the commencement speech at the tearful graduation of Britney Spears who shares a place among the 200 Greatest Pop Culture Icons with Kevin Bacon.
15. 

    Hodink

    November 18, 2003 at 7:15 am

    Adversity builds characters.
16. 

    Rodney Dill

    November 18, 2003 at 1:20 pm

    MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
17. 

    Hermoine

    November 19, 2003 at 4:03 pm

    Newsbreak – Hillary Clinton and John Kerry announced today that they are the unwitting biological parents of Britney Spears.