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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


AP photo via YahooNews
Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced after noon Monday.

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16 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Steven Avatar
    Steven

    Gore’s new news network introduces its new nightly anchor.

  2. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Introducing the new CBS logo.

  3. notGeorge Avatar
    notGeorge

    Staring through a microscope, scientific observer watches minute creature ready itself to suck suck out its own life.

  4. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Doc Oc had Spiderman cornered and had nearly finished him off until he got so excited he accidently “inked” himself.

  5. notGeorge Avatar
    notGeorge

    In preparation of hopefully being named as next year’s winner of the Miss Koovagam beauty contest, under close watchful supervision, Habib “Blueboy” Fatwa sacrifices his balls in secret ritual.

  6. norbizness Avatar
    norbizness

    That’s the LAST time we let Hunter S. Thompson stage the Junior Miss America pageant.

  7. JW Avatar
    JW

    “Big Eye on the Blue Guy”

  8. phil massey Avatar
    phil massey

    Ever had the feeling you’re being watched?

  9. Matthew Stinson Avatar
    Matthew Stinson

    The world’s first Colononaut undergoes intensive training as part of preparations to search for Ted Rall’s brain.

  10. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    When the contingency from the Sirius star system arrived their message was unmistakable, “Take us to your straight guys.”

  11. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    A behind-the-scenes look at filming of the remake of “Yellow Submarine” — which has generated controversy by replacing one of the favorite monsters of the original, the Giant Evil Glove — shows Keanu Reeves in the role of the head Blue Meanie, giving instructions to the Giant Evil Eyeball.

  12. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    Careful what you wish for.

  13. Deet Deet Avatar
    Deet Deet

    “OK, I heard you, dude. You want to be taken to our leader. I’d like to warn you though that non-Christians with (or without) WMD are considered potential terrorist threats here and we kill or abuse them.”

  14. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    Talk about ‘an eye opening experience’.

  15. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    New, Just Released, Michael Moore Mocumentory to be filmed on new Prison abuses by US Soldiers. It has come to Mr. Moores attention that the US Military has detained and tortured Smurfs for purposes of national security, well actually just because they are French. Looks like another Manic Monday for Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld.

  16. Ona Culdesac Avatar
    Ona Culdesac

    In a move to decrease Iraqi prison abuse, Uncle Sam keeps an eye on things.

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