Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced after noon Monday.

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31 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Mercutio Avatar
    Mercutio

    I can say no more.

  2. Eric Rall Avatar
    Eric Rall

    Luke, I am your father

  3. Ralf Goergens Avatar
    Ralf Goergens

    Fatima proudly displays her new facial chastity-belt.

  4. SwampWoman Avatar
    SwampWoman

    Habiba’s parents thanked Allah for the facial veil, which covered Habiba’s facial hair and mustache.

  5. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    1. The ultimate bling-bling.

    2. Stay back kid, she bites. That’s why she’s wearing the muzzle.

    3. They can make anything out of C-4 these days.

    4. If she sneezes with that on, her jeweler is going to be so ticked off!

  6. denise Avatar
    denise

    Country music diva Shania Twain continues to push the fashion envelope, and at the same time heads off criticism of her lip-synching ability.

  7. Alex Knapp Avatar
    Alex Knapp

    With his new disguise, Osama bin Laden was sure that he would continue to evade capture by American forces.

  8. SS Avatar
    SS

    <obscure> GET OVER HERE! </obscure>

  9. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    New chastity belt designs address an often-overlooked form of lasciviousness.

  10. Moe Lane Avatar
    Moe Lane

    21st century? Honey, right now I’d settle for the 18th.

  11. Robert the Llama Butcher Avatar
    Robert the Llama Butcher

    1st Al Qaeda: “My virgin has no nose!”
    2nd AQ: “No nose? How does she smell?”
    1st AQ: “TERRIBLE!”

  12. yossarian Avatar
    yossarian

    Chirac’s directives ignored, France’s school children are once again free to come to class in the hippest fashions.

  13. yossarian Avatar
    yossarian

    Madonna jettisons the Kaballah crap and kicks off her “new look #465” media campaign.

  14. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Chain mail order bride

  15. Mr Mouse Avatar
    Mr Mouse

    Kathy Halenda ends her one-woman-show, “Brassy Babes of Broadway,” wearing a stunning costume.

  16. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Michael Jackson attempts image makeover for court

  17. JW Avatar
    JW

    “Don’t hate me just because I’m beautiful. . . “

  18. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “What mask?”

  19. JW Avatar
    JW

    Silly songs of the 80’s reference coming—

    “She’s got. . . Bette Davis eyes!”

  20. Zayphar Avatar
    Zayphar

    You guys are completely nuts!

    You can still tell from the picture that she is way gorgeous.

    ‘May I have the great honor of introducing myself? I am your husband to be.’

    Pace and Freedom for an Independent Iraq

  21. Zayphar Avatar
    Zayphar

    Oops, I guess I got excited.

    That should be wife, instead of husband, and Peace instead of Pace.

    Safety tip: use the Preview button.

  22. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Who needs Botox?”

  23. Cricket Avatar
    Cricket

    The new look for Red Sonya Part II in which Red Sonya marries Conan the Barbarian

  24. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Layla’s extreme makeover took time to heal. She was excellent at concealment. So much so, that Rumsfeld hired her sight unseen for a little concealment job of his own.

  25. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t tell. I have the WMDs in my mouth.”

  26. Lasting Magic Avatar
    Lasting Magic

    “Mrs. Hannibal Lecter is here to see you, honey.”

  27. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “….oil…can…
    …..oil…can…”

    (I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto)

  28. Rochelle Siegel Smith Avatar
    Rochelle Siegel Smith

    Ohhh Michael Jackson my queen, mascarade not for thou would know thee ANYwhere

  29. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    ” ’tis better to have loved Iraq girl,
    than never to have loved metal.” (me-TAL)

  30. Ona Culdesac Avatar
    Ona Culdesac

    New presidential security procedures require the ‘see no evil’, ‘hear no evil’ and ‘speak no evil’* accouterment. At the least, it seems to be jollying up the West Wing a bit.

    * seen here

  31. Deet Deet Avatar
    Deet Deet

    Stop people from noticing those ugly cold sores!

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