Caption Contest
Just for Meryl Yourish (although anyone can participate), it’s time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:
Write your caption in the comments below.
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Gosh, I hope my nipples don’t show through this when the camera flash goes off.
Brad Pitt, victim of a baggage mix-up at the airport, shows up for Vogue shoot dressed as Cher.
Brad Pitt debuts the latest desert fashion craze–the thong unitard.
Brad Pitt, demonstrating that it takes a real man to wear a skirt.
Brad Pitt reveals his Trojan Horse.
After viewing this photo of Brad Pitt, Stanley Kurtz admits to a “change of heart” regarding the issue of gay marriage.
Extreme Makeover Of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. “Now, that’s a makeover!”, said Rummy’s wife, Joyce.
Knowing what it did for Sharon Stone, Brad Pitt decides to recreate the famous beaver shot.
“You know Randy Johnson’s nickname in baseball? Well, I’m ‘that’ in acting. My star rose when Schwarzenegger made his career change. To be sure, Arnold is ‘that’ in politics.”
Brad Pitt’s effort to be known for something other than his hair continues.
Why, yes, they’re real.
“Euripedes shorts again and I’ll really make a Sisyphus about it.”
“I’m thinking of running for POTUS later as a Democrat, you know, a real Democrat we understand and love who is sexy and fools around a lot. Like my chances?”
Discreetly posing so as not to cause controversy, Brad shows that he is wearing a Trojan.
Fruit of the Loom? Or Balzac?
Posing casually, Brad shows us what ancient warriors
wore under their kilts.
A freshly waxed Brad Pitt contemplates the offer being made by Michael Moore for a starring role in his new film: “Trolling for Homophobes.”
In spite of negative press from fashion and film critics Brad Pitt (shown above) launches his “thespian from a saturated sack” line of mens wear.
The real reason the Trojan wars were fought was over this old Trojan Joke.
Q: “In Greece how do they separate the men from the boys?”
A: “With a crowbar.”
“This supermodel gig is WAY harder than acting. Naomi honey, does this skirt make my thighs look too big??”
Brad Pitt and the c*ck that launched a 1000 quips
Sorry, that should have read:
NOW SHOWING IN THEATRES:
Brad Pitt and The C*ck that Launched a 1000 Quips
Before boy toys there were Troy boys.
By eschewing personal hygiene, Brad Pitt demonstrates that Greek ASStrologers were aware of black holes.
Wife Jennifer Aniston was reported to say “Once you’ve had black, you’ll never go back.”
Brad Pitt reminds us of the wisdom of the old adage, “Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.
[groan]
Troy toy?
Brad Pitt demonstrating safe filming techniques by wearing a Trojan unitard.
What? You can see Hector? Sorry, my bad, I’ll cross my legs.
I get so tired of being treated like a boy toy, I mean I have a brain too. But nobody listens, I was telling the director while we were shooting Troy, that it is a shame that my character was killed at the end of the movie. I mean what kind of ending is that. Shot in the heel, thats so stupid, I mean who writes this crap.
“Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.
Oooooo, good one Cassandra.
“You want eye candy?”
(parts legs) “How’s this?”