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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Just for Meryl Yourish (although anyone can participate), it’s time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:


Write your caption in the comments below.

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30 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Terry Oglesby Avatar
    Terry Oglesby

    Gosh, I hope my nipples don’t show through this when the camera flash goes off.

  2. April Avatar
    April

    Brad Pitt, victim of a baggage mix-up at the airport, shows up for Vogue shoot dressed as Cher.

  3. April Avatar
    April

    Brad Pitt debuts the latest desert fashion craze–the thong unitard.

  4. Attila Girl Avatar
    Attila Girl

    Brad Pitt, demonstrating that it takes a real man to wear a skirt.

  5. JamesJoynerStalker Avatar
    JamesJoynerStalker

    Brad Pitt reveals his Trojan Horse.

  6. Alex Knapp Avatar
    Alex Knapp

    After viewing this photo of Brad Pitt, Stanley Kurtz admits to a “change of heart” regarding the issue of gay marriage.

  7. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    Extreme Makeover Of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. “Now, that’s a makeover!”, said Rummy’s wife, Joyce.

  8. Eddie Thomas Avatar
    Eddie Thomas

    Knowing what it did for Sharon Stone, Brad Pitt decides to recreate the famous beaver shot.

  9. Deet Deet Avatar
    Deet Deet

    “You know Randy Johnson’s nickname in baseball? Well, I’m ‘that’ in acting. My star rose when Schwarzenegger made his career change. To be sure, Arnold is ‘that’ in politics.”

  10. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Brad Pitt’s effort to be known for something other than his hair continues.

  11. Moe Lane Avatar
    Moe Lane

    Why, yes, they’re real.

  12. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Euripedes shorts again and I’ll really make a Sisyphus about it.”

  13. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “I’m thinking of running for POTUS later as a Democrat, you know, a real Democrat we understand and love who is sexy and fools around a lot. Like my chances?”

  14. Cricket Avatar
    Cricket

    Discreetly posing so as not to cause controversy, Brad shows that he is wearing a Trojan.

    Fruit of the Loom? Or Balzac?

    Posing casually, Brad shows us what ancient warriors
    wore under their kilts.

  15. spr rdr Avatar
    spr rdr

    A freshly waxed Brad Pitt contemplates the offer being made by Michael Moore for a starring role in his new film: “Trolling for Homophobes.”

  16. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    In spite of negative press from fashion and film critics Brad Pitt (shown above) launches his “thespian from a saturated sack” line of mens wear.

  17. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    The real reason the Trojan wars were fought was over this old Trojan Joke.
    Q: “In Greece how do they separate the men from the boys?”
    A: “With a crowbar.”

  18. Cassandra Avatar
    Cassandra

    “This supermodel gig is WAY harder than acting. Naomi honey, does this skirt make my thighs look too big??”

  19. JW Avatar
    JW

    Brad Pitt and the c*ck that launched a 1000 quips

  20. JW Avatar
    JW

    Sorry, that should have read:

    NOW SHOWING IN THEATRES:
    Brad Pitt and The C*ck that Launched a 1000 Quips

  21. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Before boy toys there were Troy boys.

  22. Aaron's Rantblog Avatar
    Aaron’s Rantblog

    By eschewing personal hygiene, Brad Pitt demonstrates that Greek ASStrologers were aware of black holes.

    Wife Jennifer Aniston was reported to say “Once you’ve had black, you’ll never go back.”

  23. Cassandra Avatar
    Cassandra

    Brad Pitt reminds us of the wisdom of the old adage, “Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.

    [groan]

  24. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Troy toy?

  25. girly girl Avatar
    girly girl

    Brad Pitt demonstrating safe filming techniques by wearing a Trojan unitard.

  26. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    What? You can see Hector? Sorry, my bad, I’ll cross my legs.

  27. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    I get so tired of being treated like a boy toy, I mean I have a brain too. But nobody listens, I was telling the director while we were shooting Troy, that it is a shame that my character was killed at the end of the movie. I mean what kind of ending is that. Shot in the heel, thats so stupid, I mean who writes this crap.

  28. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Beware of Greeks baring gifts”.

    Oooooo, good one Cassandra.

  29. Ona Culdesac Avatar
    Ona Culdesac

    “You want eye candy?”
    (parts legs) “How’s this?”

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