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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


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32 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Kerry and Edwards campaign for the goatman vote.

  2. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC – In American culture interracial sex was for years held to be taboo. This dramatization suggests an explanation why people such as Mary Matalin [R] and James Carville [D] believed they should not have children.

  3. gerald Flem Avatar
    gerald Flem

    Oh, the joy’s of gay marriage

  4. themarkman Avatar
    themarkman

    National Enquirer paparazzi Grinnen Barrett catches Vanessa and Alexandra Kerry at dawn in a recent photo.

  5. 42nd SSD Avatar
    42nd SSD

    Damn! It’s the Joker and his evil twin, Indeterminate-Gender-R-Us! Where’s Batman when you need him?

    or…

    Two colloidal silver victims speak out, demand government investigation into Internet naturopathy scams

  6. Bithead Avatar
    Bithead

    John Kerry and John Edwards, appear in the annual “Burning Man” festival.

  7. dw Avatar
    dw

    President George Bush’s trading acumen was called into question again when, shortly after trumpeting his “peace for Darfur” deal, his sons-in-law arrived from Africa.

  8. dw Avatar
    dw

    Ooh, wait, another one:

    With Andrew Sullivan having thrown his support behind John Kerry, the remaining members of Gays and Lesbians for Bush held an emergency meeting today to discuss their future.

  9. Steven Taylor Avatar
    Steven Taylor

    Man! Have they screwed up the Vulcans on the new Star Trek show, or what?

  10. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    DRUDGE BREAKING: With the aid of aging Rock Star, Gene Simmons, Baskin-Robbins is rolling out their latest summer flavor, Milli Vanilli. Drudge investigation has revealed, however, that the flavor was actually developed by BR competitor, Hagen Daaz.

  11. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Weekly World News has exclusive pictures of bizarre Siamese twins found to have only one tongue between them.

  12. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “BLECH…coconut.”

  13. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    The trendy ‘Shove It’ dance is a big success.

  14. Janis Gore Avatar
    Janis Gore

    “I’m just wild about Harry, and he’s just wild about me…”

  15. Mark Hasty Avatar
    Mark Hasty

    Apparently, the KISS Army has drastically lowered its standards.

  16. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    Report: Prozac Found in Britain’s Drinking Water

  17. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Kos (left) and Atrios, photographed at the Hamstercratic National Convention.

  18. Cassandra Avatar
    Cassandra

    Family Day at Disney World…

  19. Cassandra Avatar
    Cassandra

    “Oooh… blow in my ear and I’ll follow you anywhere…”

  20. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Hillary and Teresa are shocked that they both showed up wearing the same thing.

  21. Anjin-San Avatar
    Anjin-San

    like millions of others, these boys are thrilled that our war president is keeping us safe…

  22. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Hillary and Teresa are shocked that they both showed up wearing the same thing.

    Very nice La Femme Crickita, the price of poker just went up. 😉

  23. Elvis Avatar
    Elvis

    “Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?”

  24. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Got Milk?

  25. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Who are you calling girly men?”

  26. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “After meeting you, I’ve decided I am in favor of abortion.”

  27. Fleetwood Avatar
    Fleetwood

    This week on Extreme Makeover: KISS

  28. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Gov. MacCreevey announces his resignation from
    the governorship of New Jersey with his little
    ‘friend’ along for the photo op.

    “I just want to understand the dual nature of
    my feelings,” he went on to explain.

    “On the one hand I had an affair with another
    man, but does that really make me unfaithful
    to my wife? This has to be balanced and nuanced.”

  29. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  30. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Hey, did you drive? I need a lift after this is over, the Mrs wants me to pick up a bucket of chicken and some pampers on the way home.

  31. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Here we see the not endangered enough protestanus econodensius species commonly known as the antiglobalizard. This pair is starting the mating ritual where after an elaborate courtship dance they sort out their respective gender roles. After a massive spawn the two will go their seperate ways leaving their young to make their own way in a dangerous world.

  32. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Pile On,
    You da best.

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