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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


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Write your caption in the comments below.

While supplies last: A free G-mail invite to the winner, which will be announced Monday, some time after noon. Unless I forget, in which case it will be announced at some other time.

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30 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Terry Oglesby Avatar
    Terry Oglesby

    “Right, and so I took Nixon like this–over my head–and I said ‘LOOK! WE ARE IN CAMBODIA! SEE!’–and he was all like, ‘Nuh-uh’ and then I showed him my CIA guy hat, and you know, then, well, he had to admit I was right.”

  2. Bithead Avatar
    Bithead

    Mr. Kerry demonstrates his new Forign Policy Plan: Surrender as soon as you see the whites of their eyes.

  3. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    The bigger they are,
    The dorkier they look.

  4. Alex Knapp Avatar
    Alex Knapp

    Noticing that his head was so close to the ceiling, this day would be seared–seared–in John Kerry’s memory as the day he realized he was 10 feet tall.

  5. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “No, I do not feel that Presidential Candidates should be subject to steroid testing. Why do you ask?”

  6. Feddie Avatar
    Feddie

    “Cealis, anyone?”

  7. norbizness Avatar
    norbizness

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Freak OUT!

  8. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    John Kerry hops on the table and the Democrat faithful start whippin’ out the dollar bills!

    (Lapdances reserved for major donors only)

  9. Eric Akawie Avatar
    Eric Akawie

    “Welcome to Coyote Ugly!”

  10. legion Avatar
    legion

    “Aaaaaand it looks like the K-Man is about to perform his famous ‘Belly-Flip-Flop’ from the top rope…”

    Never let it be said that I could resist a straight line…

  11. Zygote Avatar
    Zygote

    AAAAAAAAADDDDDRRRRRRRIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNN!!!!

  12. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    Kerry’s wiggle wows ’em in Nashua, New Hampshire.

  13. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John Kerry’s secret service agent just could not refrain from saying Frau Blucher to John at inopportune times, once he learned that it always evoked the same Pavlovian response from the candidate.

  14. Michael Newton Avatar
    Michael Newton

    Kerry does a table dance at Gov. McGreevey’s going away party.

  15. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    “…because I’m 6’8″ and I can do what I want!” [–obscure Monty Python reference]

  16. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Heeey Macarana!

    Who’s naughty? This guy! (obscure t.v. commercial reference)

    Grrrr!

    Everyone that wants Kerry as President raise your hands.

    I’m too sexy for my tie.

  17. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    Attention everyone! Look at me! I am that war hero – from Vietnam!!

  18. charles austin Avatar
    charles austin

    “And I showed Paul Hamm how to finish up just like this off from his high bar dismount.”

    That sonofabitch stood me up!

    “Schwing!”

    “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on baby let me know!”

    “Is this what Alexandra means by ‘raising the roof’?”

    This reminds me of Clinton’s post-presidential crotch shot on Rolling Stone. Ewwww…

    “Everyone, pay attention to me! I said, everyone pay attention to me!”

    “It’s fun to stay at the Y …”

    “We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”

  19. charles austin Avatar
    charles austin

    Sorry, I meant to write:

    “And I showed Paul Hamm to finish just like this with his high bar dismount to lock down the all around gold medal.”

  20. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “Put your hands up in the air, like you just don’t care!”

  21. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Kerry showing his Teyva side in his rendition of
    “If I were a rich man.” After he was through, he
    went on to say how nuanced his campaign was. He compared it to being a fiddler on the roof.

  22. Timmer Avatar
    Timmer

    Do I make you horny?

  23. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    “Hippy hippy shake!”

    (the link is to explain the reference)

  24. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Oops, wrong URL. This is the right one.

    “Hippy hippy shake!”

  25. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    John Kerry finishes up a searing karaoke performance……”yes I’ve been to paradise, but I’ve never been to me”.

  26. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John Kerry’s night at the Roxbury.

  27. Moe Lane Avatar
    Moe Lane

    I’m a golden god!

  28. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “…and then I said, Where’s my F–ckin’ balloons.“

  29. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Whaddya mean, Pelosi and Clinton each broke a C-Note for 100 singles!?!”

  30. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Which Clinton? Hitlery or Billybubba?

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