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Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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Caption Contest

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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM:


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Write your caption in the comments below.

Winners will be announced Monday.

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38 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Me Avatar
    Me

    Hey Laura, tell your husband I could use some “wood”.

  2. Scott_T Avatar
    Scott_T

    Terresa: “Laura, can’t we all just get along?”

  3. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Hello Jerry”
    “Hello Newman“

  4. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    (In Unison)
    “Did you get that outfit at K-Mart?”

  5. Steve L Avatar
    Steve L

    Teresa: “Now that our husbands have gotten this far, don’t you wish we’d been separated at birth???”

  6. Mark J Avatar
    Mark J

    Laura Bush: “Wearing the same suit as the first lady is a federal crime Teresa…”

  7. Terry Oglesby Avatar
    Terry Oglesby

    [TERESA] Helloooo, Clarissssse…

  8. Jack H. Avatar
    Jack H.

    Laura: “Did you shave this morning?”

  9. Jack H. Avatar
    Jack H.

    Laura: “Watch the hand, fatso!”

  10. KipEsquire Avatar
    KipEsquire

    No, MINE is eggshell and YOURS is almond!

  11. Prof. Bainbridge Avatar
    Prof. Bainbridge

    “I’m not really a wicked fairy. I’m just wicked.” (Bonus points for spotting the pop culture reference.)

  12. Meezer Avatar
    Meezer

    Rocky and Bullwinkle! Fractured Fairy Tales!
    (oh, was I supposed to have a caption?)

  13. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Oh, you might be cheeky and sexy and all that, but you don’t really think I am going to let you kiss me do you?

  14. Boyd Avatar
    Boyd

    Tuh-RAY-suh: “How about you come back to my place and we can discuss some scumbags?

  15. BemusedVoter Avatar
    BemusedVoter

    “No, Teresa, you can only wear the First Lady’s clothes AFTER the inauguration. Give them back!”

  16. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    “We got that endorsement for Doublemint that the Olsen twins passed up.”

    Laura Bush and Tuhrayza plan on how to kill their
    dressers.

    Both suits are nuanced and reflect each candidates’s stand on the issues: Tuhrayza’s placket covers her buttons, while Laura has nothing to hide with hers out. Tuhrayza’s lapels are up, to show there is something to hide, Laura’s are flat, down, and
    show a pretty neckline.

  17. dw Avatar
    dw

    THK: “Isn’t it great we’re showing unity by wearing matching $300 Dior suits?”

    LB: “$300? I got this at Ross for $39.99!”

    THK: “Bitch.”

    LB: “Guards! Seize the enemy combatant!”

  18. DANEgerus Avatar
    DANEgerus

    Trust me… John loves to watch while I ‘Shove It’… we call it the ‘war for oil’…

  19. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Isn’t it amazing what a little oil and ketchup can help you buy?”

  20. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “I thought you said we’d ‘latin dance’ … not ‘lap dance’ for goodness sake.”

  21. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Well, Teresa, amazingly one of the more pleasurable times was the evening the President and I had dinner with General Tommy Franks and the Joint Chiefs of Staff.”
    “Honey, the Senator introduced me to Colonel Angus, let me tell you about a pleasurable evening.”

    (/blatant SNL ripoff)

  22. val Avatar
    val

    Teresa ” I’m gonna bitch slap you right out of the white house “

  23. bains Avatar
    bains

    Have you… umm, ever heard of Certs, Teresa.

  24. Elizabeth Southern Avatar
    Elizabeth Southern

    Laura “I don’t care what John told you, it does make your butt look fat”

  25. Me Avatar
    Me

    Did I hear someone say “single white female”??

  26. LJD Avatar
    LJD

    “Why, NO Theresa, I don’t swing that way. I’m a conservative, remember?”

  27. Roger Smith Avatar
    Roger Smith

    Laura: It’s my daughters that are supposed to be twins.

  28. Jim in Chicago Avatar
    Jim in Chicago

    Are you serious girlfriend? John can only get it up when you play tapes of Chirac speeches?

  29. Pat Avatar
    Pat

    First Lady Laura Bush, startled by Teresa Heinz’s enormous head, recoils as it continues to balloon right before her eyes.

  30. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Oh I know, ring around the collar can be such a “nuisance”.

  31. 42nd SSD Avatar
    42nd SSD

    The winners of CMA’s Best Hip-Hop Video award ham it up for the cameras.

  32. dickd Avatar
    dickd

    Jack H should win. I also get the distinct feeling that Teresa does not shave. A very very hairy woman …her husband may be Lerch, but this is Cousin IT !!

  33. Elvis Avatar
    Elvis

    Teresa – “Who do you like in the Yankee/Red Sox AL Championship?

    Laura – “Who’s your daddy?”

  34. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “little girl, you will not get that pony.”

  35. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Ooooo Teresa that feels nice….a little lower and to the left.

  36. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    TK – “I’m not sure how to say this but suddenly Cheney’s daughter seems to have the right idea.”
    LB – “I know. Dancing really turns me on. Can you lead?”

  37. DeetDeet Avatar
    DeetDeet

    Laura : “My outfit on a moose. Amazing.”

  38. Lasting Magic Avatar
    Lasting Magic

    TK to LB –

    “To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice. It’s time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

    If you support the policies and character of John Kerry, please drive with your headlights ‘ON’ during the day.

    If you support George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights ‘OFF’ at night.”

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