Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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CAPTION CONTEST 2

James Joyner
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This one is just too good to pass up:


Write your own caption in the comments section below
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22 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST 2”

  1. Tiger Avatar
    Tiger

    Oh my! I am finally famous! Glenn Reynolds actually mentioned me on InstaPundit!

  2. Tiger Avatar
    Tiger

    Oops! Just so there is no confusion, my previous comment was a caption. Personally, it doesn’t apply.

  3. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Blow up dolls are getting so lifelike.

  4. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    How James Joyner dreams……
    “Yes James, Microsoft would love to become OTB’s corporate sponsor.”

  5. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    The hills are alive, with the sound of music…

    (They love me, they really love me…)

  6. Misanthropyst Avatar
    Misanthropyst

    “And I did it myyyy waaaayyyyyyyyy!”

  7. Hermetic Avatar
    Hermetic

    Bill Gates in rehearsal for Microsoft:Opera®.

  8. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    OH my God! Looka that new G5!

  9. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    O Solo Mi-oooo….

  10. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    Bill Gates, upon learning that after dozens of “tax cuts for the rich” his tax burnen is still inreasing.

  11. Jay Avatar
    Jay

    Word to the wise, Bill…take some of that money and get a decent haircut. That Moe Howard look has been out of fashion for years. 🙂

  12. 42nd SSD Avatar
    42nd SSD

    My God! It’s full of stars!

  13. Pietro Avatar
    Pietro

    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, stop-de-spam!

  14. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    YIKES! I just read the REAL (scarey) caption….. Read it to get this…

    Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates outlines his vision for computer technology’s role in U.S. homeland security. He also said that Arabic was a fine language for everyone to learn and that his company would soon be releasing a new product for American women called, “Microsoft Burka®.”

  15. Steven Avatar
    Steven

    “I am not an animal!”

    or

    “I am not a number, I am a free man!”

    or

    “Stella!”

  16. Daniel Morris Avatar
    Daniel Morris

    Bill Gates announces Microsoft® Yodel™ and the Yodelayhehoo.net™ Environment

  17. Scott Harris Avatar
    Scott Harris

    Fiiiiiigero, Figero, Figero, Fiiiiigero…

  18. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “…Don’t dream it, be it…”

    Bill Gate auditioning for the role of Brad in

    Rocky Horror Picture Show

  19. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    Gates displays the ring his wife had soldered on his finger so that it will not cross the knuckle.

  20. Daniel Morris Avatar
    Daniel Morris

    . . . and that’s what gave me the idea for Microsoft® Pie-in-the-Face™ . . .

  21. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “In answer to your question, I’m famous and rich and I don’t look it. You, sir, are worthless and unknown and obviously so.”

  22. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “I am not a monster, I have the heart of a child…

    …I keep it in my desk drawer.”

    —

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