Saturday’s OTB Caption Contest^TM is now officially over.

The winners:

1st, Timmer, “It’s fun to stay at the Y -*M*-C-A.”

2nd, Matthew, “Quick, help me cover up my compassionate conservative campaign themes for 2004 before the media sees them!”

3rd, Big Lou from Brooklyn, “Darryl Strawberry, once again having escaped from rehab, is foiled from making his getaway by an alert President Bush.”