Well, there is simply no denying that it is after noon Tuesday. It’s Thursday, after all. So, without further ado, the results of the last OTB Caption ContestTM:

Courtesy Drudge Report
1st, McGeehee –Pope: “These are not the priests you’re looking for.”
Child Molestation Investigator (looking dazed): “These are not the priests I’m looking for.”
2nd, La Femme Crickita — “My precious…mine. My own. Nassty little cardinalsess, they wantsss the precious…they won’t have it until they takes it from my poor dead fingersess…yesss. I won’t show this to my secretary…he tried to bite poor me yesterday he did…vile secretary…
3rd, maura — G*d D*mn Cicadas








