Now, here’s a story you don’t see every day:
KDFW Fox4 Dallas-Fort Worth (“Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman“):
Police are trying to figure out what happened to an Arkansas man who was discovered dead in a bathtub with a sleeping television meteorologist.
Homeowner Christopher Barbour, who says he is a friend of 33-year-old KARK weatherman Brett Cummins, told police that he woke up Monday morning and found his friend asleep in his bathtub with a dead man wearing a dog collar lying next to him.
Barbour told investigators Cummins had brought a friend that Barbour knew only as “Dexter” over the night before and the three were drinking and snorting drugs.
That never ends well.
Via Joshua Foust, who tweets, “I’m almost certain this man doesn’t have a career anymore.” This prompted Aaron Ellis to respond, “Maybe one day people will be more understanding of drug fuelled gay sex games that end in death. It gets better.”
I’m naturally reminded of Edwin Edwards’ famous quip, “The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.” Moving it to a bath tub and adding a dog collar changes the equation a bit, I’d think.
