I AM NOT BRITNEY SPEARS

December 23, 2003

Comments

While I had presumed it manifestly obvious, apparently clarification is necessary on this point: I am not, nor have I ever been, Britney Spears. So, Osman, while I can understand your desire to see pictures of her “nacked,” your numerous petitions on that matter are misdirected. While it’s not inconceivable that Ms. Spears reads OTB, she is unlikely to be perusing the archives from August given her busy schedule.

3 responses to “I AM NOT BRITNEY SPEARS”

Kathy K

December 23, 2003 at 8:43 pm

Nacked? Poor guy was too excited to even type. LOL
John Lemon

December 23, 2003 at 10:51 pm

Its hard to type with one hand. And I expect that Osman will be back looking for nacked talking Ann Coulter dolls now.