Military assault on a burning coastal oil facility with ships and aircraft
An actual photograph (totally not generated by AI!) of Kharg Island being “blown to smithereens.”

Kharg Island Blown to Smithereens!

Who are you gonna believe: President Trump or your lying eyes?

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The President of the United States posted this on his personal social media platform at 10:18 Eastern last evening:

Aerial view of explosions on Kharg Island with smoke and fire visible, as seen from a helicopter.

Thus far, there has been no confirmation from the lamestream media.

Reuters (“Iran dismisses Trump’s post of attack on key energy hub of Kharg“):

U.S. President Donald Trump posted an AI-generated video ​clip that he said showed Iran’s oil hub Kharg Island being blown to smithereens, which an Iranian official dismissed as “laughable”, just hours after both nations resumed hostilities for the first time since July.

Several hours after ‌the post, there was no evidence Kharg had been attacked.

The White House and the U.S. Defense Department did not immediately respond to Reuters requests for comment outside regular business hours.

“Trump’s tweets are laughable and conditions in Kharg are calm and appropriate,” said Hamid Bovard, chief executive of government-run National Iranian Oil Co. Oil operations had not stopped and workers were busy repairing previous damage and modernising facilities, he added on the website of Nournews, a semi-official outlet close to Iran’s top security body.

“Kharg Island being blown to smithereens!!! President DJT,” Trump had said on his Truth Social platform on ​Sunday, with no further details.

Reuters confirmed that an accompanying video clip showing dramatic explosions was most likely synthetically-generated, using software that detects AI-manipulated imagery.

By all accounts, US forces did attack Larak Island, although I would not personally describe it as having been “blown to Smithereens.” That is, I will concede, an inexact unit of measure.

The Guardian (“US strikes Iranian launchers in strait of Hormuz, sparking reprisal attack on airbases in Jordan and UAE“):

Iran has launched retaliatory strikes on airbases in Jordan and the United Arab Emirates after the US attacked Iranian rocket launchers in the strait of Hormuz, the first such hostilities in a month.

Hours later, Iranian state TV later reported that a supertanker had caught fire after hitting two naval mines while attempting to pass through the southern side of the strait. It ‌did not identify the vessel or provide information ​about its crew.

The Islamic ⁠Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) warned that other ships violating ⁠its rules would face ​the ​same fate and ​said compliance with ​its regulations ‌for ​passage ​through the strait was mandatory.

The last known ‌US strikes on Iran were in late July and the war has reached a stalemate in recent weeks, with Washington threatening ​to impose costly sanctions on countries that support Iran.

The latest exchange of fire was sparked late on Sunday by a US attack on Larak Island in the strait. “I can confirm that earlier today US forces struck two Iranian launchers on Larak island,” a US official said. “Islamic ⁠Revolutionary Guard Corps forces were observed preparing to launch rockets with sea mines into the strait of Hormuz.”

Iran’s ⁠Revolutionary Guards (IRGC) said the US attack killed and wounded several soldiers and citizens and ​would be met with “punishment” from ‌Tehran, Iranian state media reported.

Iran’s semi-official Tasnim news agency reported the US attack was ‌a drone strike. The Mehr news agency quoted the IRGC as saying its air defences had shot down a US mq-9 drone over the strait, causing it to crash ‌into Gulf waters.

NYT (“U.S. and Iran Trade Fire for First Time in a Month“) adds:

U.S. forces attacked two Iranian rocket launchers attempting to disperse sea mines into the Strait of Hormuz on Sunday, U.S. Central Command said on Sunday.

The Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps said early Monday, local time, that it had fired missiles at American fighter jets at air bases in Jordan in response to a U.S. attack on Iran. Several thousand U.S. military personnel are stationed at bases in Jordan.

The Jordanian military said it had intercepted eight missiles that violated the country’s airspace at dawn on Monday. It did not report any injuries or damage. A person familiar with the Iranian attack, who was not authorized to discuss it publicly, said that all of the Iranian missiles fired toward Jordan had been intercepted.

The U.S. attack was the first by the United States against Iran in a month and appeared to be limited rather than a resumption of large-scale American bombing. But the back-and-forth raises the risk of a new round military strikes by both sides

Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesman for Central Command, said that Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps forces had been observed preparing to launch rockets armed with mines from Larak Island into the waters of the surrounding strait, a vital shipping waterway for oil and gas.

As of last week, U.S. forces had cleared the mines that Iran had planted in the strait, according to Adm. Brad Cooper, the head of Central Command.

Obviously, Kharg Island has been blown to Smithereens, regardless of what the Lying New York Times is telling us. It would be inconceivable for the President of the United States—who should definitely be on Mount Rushmore and get at least one Nobel Peace Prize!—to announce it otherwise.

19 responses to “Kharg Island Blown to Smithereens!”

  1. I find it amazing what we, collectively, can get used to, somehow.

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  2. I guess blowing things to smithereens could get you the Nobel Pieces Prize. Also, Marvin the Martian called…

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  3. Imaginary fighting will certainly save on munitions.

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  4. Exhausting. It’s all so very exhausting.

    I would hope that anyone would be able to see these images are slop. Everything is out of scale!

    We live in the derpiest of times.

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  5. Trump’s entire career—not just political—has been based on branding and image-making as a substitute for real achievement. That’s another reason why he likes AI, besides the more common plutocratic desire to get rid of workers. It was made for a guy like him. He thinks he can win a real war by fighting a pretend one, memes over bombs.

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      dazedandconfused

      For some reason this thread got this ear worm going in my head, the Bugs Bunny theme. I imagined it being playing instead of “Hail To The Chief” for the rest of Trump’s presidency…

  6. Michael Reynolds Avatar
    Michael Reynolds

    At least 80% of MAGAs will believe we actually blew Kharg Island to smithereens. They believe all announcements of annihilation, even the second, third, fourth and fifth time we completely annihilate a target.

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  7. This would be the sort of action that the Arab Gulf states have been constantly pressuring the US to avoid. Because Iran would definitely hit back, and the target will be the oil and gas infrastructure in those states. Global nightmare: Hormuz opens, but there’s no oil available to ship through it.

  8. The latest exchange of fire was sparked late on Sunday by a US attack on Larak Island in the strait. “I can confirm that earlier today US forces struck two Iranian launchers on Larak island,” a US official said. “Islamic ⁠Revolutionary Guard Corps forces were observed preparing to launch rockets with sea mines into the strait of Hormuz.”

    This is a significant escalation by Iran, Brent oil futures are up about 5% in response. Explanation here:

    https://malcolmnance.substack.com/p/us-iran-emergency-warcast-wmalcolm?r=2jh99&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

  9. Missy Harp appears to have confused Kharg with Larak.

    The Gateway Pundit is reporting this slop as fact. No one else is.

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  10. AI slop aside, it has never been a good idea for POTUS to have a direct communication channel to the people through his own social media company. He posts policy and presidential directives on this very same platform. Then, it’s left to others (who are rarely up to the task) to sort through what is binding edict and what is the ranting of a deluded old man.

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  11. Sadly, it’s not that hard to distinguish, but who you are is what matters. It’s all the ramblings of a deluded old man. If you’re brown, you need to take it as binding edict, unfortunately.

    Just like when Murka was “great” (for [some] whites).

  12. Like the big orange pussy would dare land troops.

  13. Welp, J.D. Vance says Trump was only “sending a message” to Iran. Cue the torrent of MAGA rationalizations and excuses for Harp’s fuck-up.

  14. This is a great image, as good as the one with Dolly Parton, but not as good as the one of him in a uniform bedecked with ribbons flanked by Patton and MacArthur. That one is the best and should be preserved as a historical document of this era. It’s better than the one of Stalin with Yezhov photoerased.
    If you want to know what is happening with the Strait of Hormuz, just go to your local gas station.

  15. Oh, for heaven’s sake.
    This is getting silly.

  16. Our high testosterone soldiers are 30 to 60 ft tall. Good job Hegseth! And they’re so very green. Only weaklings wear effective camouflage. They are pretending to be plastic army men. Brilliant strategy.

    I’m a little worried about our high testosterone seamen* who seem to be going full speed at the shore.

    Anyway, I guess it’s time to finally get around to watching Wag The Dog. No reason.

    I do prefer pretend war to a real war, but the memory care wing of the White House has lost their patient again.

    *: look, we were all thinking it.

  17. It would be a worry if the President of the United States were to be living in a make-believe world created by his Truth Social posts. That’s why nobody admits he is. So people won’t worry.

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