OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Laszlo Balogh
There will just be one OTB Contest this week. Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Laszlo Balogh
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
There will just be one OTB Contest this week. Winners will be announced next weekend.
And the crowds cheer…
What one wears on one’s head says a lot about their game.
FOOL! You can’t move the Rubber Ducky like that!
If you like Aquatic Chess, you’ll love playing the all new Battleship!
For some reason, Deep Blue kept getting deep sixed in pool side chess.
As popular as spa chess was with the players, the viewers’ reaction lead NBC to vote against it as being raised from demonstration sport to full Olympic event.
Oooh…I like it when you take my Bishop…
Not the group I was looking to play strip chess with…
Sochi’s demonstration sport of ice chess was not terribly successful.
Now that Obamacare allows them not to work, pursuing their dream of becoming a Grand Chessmaster is possible.
“Waiter! What’s this rook doing in my soup?”
“Castling, sir.”
‘All of the other comrades, used to laugh & call Biden names,
They never let poor Biden, join in any comrade games . . .’
A black & white chess set? Where’s the diversity? Racists!
Winning the Gold for the most boring Olympic game. . . . and it was pretty tough competition against curling.
A hidden camera in Sochi’s most popular bathhouse reveals that there really are no gays in the city.
Whatever you do, don’t drop your king.
Bobby Fisher?
Remember when there used to be American football?
They couldn’t find the cards so they settled for Strip Chess instead..
Hillary’s campaign managers plot 2016 strategy.
Eastern European understanding and cooperation is the goal of the monthly social gathering “Checkmates with our Czech Mates”.
“It’s the Benghazi Gambit – it distracts people in a way that the Dresden, Nagasaki and Hiroshima gambits never could.”
You sunk my battleship!
Ooo, that’s a bingo!
“This is your final warning, Laszlo – hands above the table at all times!”
Boris, how many times tell you, no peeing in chess, only in pool!
Which one of you comrades make it bubble-water again?
“Dah, Boris you’ve been pwned!”
The Hungarian version of the American hit reality show Pawn Stars leaves something to be desired.
“Olympics just don’t seem as good this year…”
” The Olympics just don’t seem as good this year…”
” For some reason, the Olympics just don’t seem as good this year…”
” For some reason, the Olympics just don’t seem as good this year…”
Peter was the undisputed champion of the Pawns and Prawns club.
Sittin in the bay by the dock, wastin time
“How was your day, Fritz?
“Oh, the same old….Go to the mailbox, get my Social Security check, pay my rent”
“How was your day Mort?”
“Oh you know, feed the cat…”
” How as your day, Hyram?
“Oh, watch the grass grow…”
“How was your day, Paul Hooson?”
“Oh, the same old grind! Open up the doors of the strip club, watch naked women whenever I want, get a BJ from my girlfriend at work. You know, just the same old daily grind….”
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Five men in a tub,
The butcher, the baker,
Istvan the checkmater …
“Hey Mort, did you hear that Shirley Temple died”
“Yeah, thanks a lot Dr. Conrad Murray!”
Sous vide the chess nuts for several hours, until tender
“Let’s go buddy! Ketchup chugging is way cooler than chess!”
“Hey, did you hear that now Sid Caesar died….First Shirley Temple, now Sid Caesar….Who’s next?”
“It sounds like Dr. Conrad Murray’s going for a trifecta!”
Was, “For some reason, the Olympics just don’t seem as good this year.” used, if not, I submit it.
Knight jump Queen. Bishop jump Queen. Pawn jump Queen…..
“Four moves to mate.”
The grand master baits his opponent in the spa.
I said, “en passant“, not, “an pissant.”