OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Tank Girl Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Tank Girl Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Robert W. Armijo – ♫ Don’t cry for me Argentina ♫
Second: Donald Sensing – “Does this tank make me look fat?”
Third: Doug Mataconis – In retrospect, Michael Dukakis should have worn a head scarf instead of that Snoopy helmet.
HONORABLE MENTION
John425 – A Kardashian will do ANYTHING for publicity!
OzarkHillbilly – The real reason the Taliban were unable to get Prince Harry when he was in Afghanistan.
Fog – Tally-ho Mo-fo !!
Hal 10000 – In a stunning turn of events, Margaret Thatcher rose from the dead today just to show how she’d deal with recent Argentine saber-rattling over the Falklands.
Tony W – Determined to continue an old tradition last observed by her predecessor Richard III, Queen Elizabeth leads British troops into battle.
mannning – I always wanted a tank for my daily commute, just to intimidate the roadragers. Now I have one, so look out!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Margaret had her own way of playing, ‘Pull My Finger.’
“Ooooo…. This makes my Iron Lady parts tingle.”
The odds appear in her favor, but I’m still not sure you can discount Dick Cheney with his shotgun…
“I didn’t get a Harumph from that guy.”
Now that’s a can of whupass.
The Thursday Contest has already found a way to get ahead.
