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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, September 27, 2015 · 3 comments

The Hassan Chop Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(REUTERS/Adnan Abidi)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mu – After 2014, Walmart never again offered Black Friday specials in India.

Second: Franklin – We are sick of your support calls at two in the morning!

Third: Pinky – Sometimes it’s like the TSA isn’t even trying.

HONORABLE MENTION

RockThisTown – “Pool closes at 10? Ha! I don’t think so!”

Paul Hooson – A New York City cabdriver strike?

DrDaveT – “UPI is reporting that “Talk like a pirate day” got a bit out of hand in Rawalpindi this morning, as…” (Arrrrrrr – rodney)

al-Ameda – “Swords don’t kill people, people kill people …”

John430 – Hillary supporters march on Congress.

Robert W. Armijo – “Last one in the Godavari is an untouchable!”

Tillman – India, moments after the first screening of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.”

OldSouth – Why soccer referees are quickly escorted away after the match.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Bring back my eggs!”

“Ha…. In America you’d get to do that with guns.”

Usain’s cousin, Insane Bolt wins the 100 Meter Slash

“Hmmmm… Dis ain’t Pismo Beach.”

“Quick…. We must stop that weasel from eating Trump’s head.”