OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Mongo Likes Ghandi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Mongo Likes Ghandi Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Aijaz Rahi) 4/37
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: John430 – Joe Biden waits for the call to run for President.
Second: David in KC – You kids, get off my lawn!
Third: Paul Hooson – I hate to say this, but Clint Eastwood’s version of the chair routine was better…
HONORABLE MENTION
Jc – Meanwhile, at the Silver Surfer’s retirement party…
Hal_10000 – AMV unveils its plans for a spinoff series: The Sitting Dead
RockThisTown – Producers are rethinking letting Burt Reynolds star in another remake of The Longest Yard . . . .
Franklin – Skinny Legs Peyton Manning looks even worse with his clothes off.
DrDaveT – “Blue Chair with Wrapped Populace”, by Christo and Jeanne-Claude
al-Ameda – “Today we honor the service of Senator John McCain”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The appearance of Donald Trump’s hair guru was not as expected.
The miles have not been kind to Hillary on the campaign trail.
“It was hell,” Recalls former child.
“Is it cold out there for you?”
“How are you able to sit there so long without a break?”
“Eh? Depends.”“Sometimes I sits and thinks. . . and sometimes I just sits.”
“You… shall… not… pass…. but this kidney stone better.
I don’t remember seeing that one on the list. Nice obscure Kliban reference.
Thank you, I was more inspired for this caption than usual. I’m a little surprised that no one recognized my Special Head caption. He was the contestant on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT that did a version of the Indian fakir trick with a cane that sticks into a steel base under a rug, and then appears to levitate himself, using a small chair harness under his robe. At first he was a phenomenon, but then he charged that AGT was rigged, and he was forced by NBC to do a third round levitation trick which was flawed to eliminate him from the contest.
Wow, I got first place! That Papal Indulgence award from Rodney really works!
@John430: Don’t leave Rome without it.
@Pinky:
Isn’t every Kliban reference obscure? I thought I was the only person on earth who even remembered the guy…
(“George lived near an ocean, which proved to be inaccessible.”)