Women Can’t Drink Water
Diana Wueger passes along word that, “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.”
I had been unaware but she provides substantial anecdotal evidence.
Diana Wueger passes along word that, “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.”
I had been unaware but she provides substantial anecdotal evidence.
By that token, men can’t drink Gatorade. They are too busy pouring it over their leaders.
@Moosebreath: Your supposed to drink Gatorade?
I never drink water…fish f**k in it.
And apparently salads are funny:
http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad
Gatorade ≡ vileness in a bottle
@Hey Norm:
Yeah, like that is the worst thing fish do in it.
Upturned face, eyes closed, holding something long and slender? Where have I seen that before?
Apparently blonde women joggers have a worst time of it than the rest of their gender.
No problem, give the hot one’s vodka, hope for some sort of reasonable “ingestion to spill ratio” and hope that after “giving your invitation, but in he middle of negotiations, things don’t break down……”
@Polystigma: How can you be laughing alone and with salad at the same time?
I don’t think we should be mocking this poor woman. It’s obvious she has a drinking problem.
I think I’m going to tag “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.” for an entry in the Dictionary of Philosophy under Nonsense. ???!!