Women Can’t Drink Water

Diana Wueger passes along word that, “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.”

I had been unaware but she provides substantial anecdotal evidence.


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12 responses to “Women Can’t Drink Water”

  1. Moosebreath Avatar
    Moosebreath

    By that token, men can’t drink Gatorade. They are too busy pouring it over their leaders.

  2. Vast Variety Avatar
    Vast Variety

    @Moosebreath: Your supposed to drink Gatorade?

  3. Hey Norm Avatar
    Hey Norm

    I never drink water…fish f**k in it.

  4. John Burgess Avatar

    Gatorade ≡ vileness in a bottle

  5. JKB Avatar
    JKB

    @Hey Norm:

    Yeah, like that is the worst thing fish do in it.

  6. JKB Avatar
    JKB

    Upturned face, eyes closed, holding something long and slender? Where have I seen that before?

  7. Neil Hudelson Avatar
    Neil Hudelson

    Apparently blonde women joggers have a worst time of it than the rest of their gender.

  8. Drew Avatar
    Drew

    No problem, give the hot one’s vodka, hope for some sort of reasonable “ingestion to spill ratio” and hope that after “giving your invitation, but in he middle of negotiations, things don’t break down……”

  9. Just nutha ig'rant cracker Avatar
    Just nutha ig’rant cracker

    @Polystigma: How can you be laughing alone and with salad at the same time?

  10. Dave Schuler Avatar

    I don’t think we should be mocking this poor woman. It’s obvious she has a drinking problem.

  11. grumpy realist Avatar
    grumpy realist

    I think I’m going to tag “Drinking water from a water bottle is among the lesser known challenges that come along with double-X chromosomes.” for an entry in the Dictionary of Philosophy under Nonsense. ???!!