9 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Nan

   April 28, 2003 at 12:44 pm

   Get down with your bad self… Rumsfeld and Franks entertain the troups with an impromptu rap.
2. 

   MommaBear

   April 28, 2003 at 2:31 pm

   Rummy: Down, Boy, Down…it’s not Victory Jig time, yet…but soon!
3. 

   Anton

   April 28, 2003 at 4:19 pm

   Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
   majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
   asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
   majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

   (follow this link and picture black mini dresses–safe for work)
   http://columbiarecords.com/lasketchup/media/LasKetchupSongVidFull_300.asx
4. 

   David Kutzler

   April 28, 2003 at 5:42 pm

   Allemande left and do-si-do…
   Swing your partner to and fro…
   Bow to your left, bow to your right…
   Show them Frenchies, how we fight…
5. 

   Daniel Morris

   April 30, 2003 at 2:46 am

   U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CENTCOM’s boss, General Tommy Franks explain to an live audience what a short, little pip-squeak former Iraqi “strongman“Saddam Hussein turned out to be. “He doesn’t even come up to here,” said Mr. Rumsfeld. Not to be out-done, General Franks replies, “I’ve got more ‘strong man’ in my little pinky than that SOB! He’s the size of an ace of spades. Hoo-ah!”
6. 

   April

   April 30, 2003 at 10:47 am

   Rumsfeld, overwhelmed by the moment and forgetting he’s in public, prepares to pop Franks on the ass.
7. 

   April

   April 30, 2003 at 10:50 am

   Rumsfeld and Franks bust a move to that perennial favorite “Mr. Roboto” proving that the robot dance will never die…
8. 

   Gabby (Gabriel)

   May 1, 2003 at 9:17 pm

   Rumsfeld chuckling, “For God’s sakes man, someone taped a ‘I am hung like a donkey’ sign on your back.”
9. 

   Jim Porter

   July 14, 2003 at 7:17 pm

   I want Rumsfeld out of the pinstriped suit and tie and wingtips and into camouflage and boots, and I mean NOW.

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