James Joyner is a Professor of Security Studies. He's a former Army officer and Desert Storm veteran. Views expressed here are his own. Follow James on Twitter @DrJJoyner.
Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CENTCOM’s boss, General Tommy Franks explain to an live audience what a short, little pip-squeak former Iraqi “strongman“Saddam Hussein turned out to be. “He doesn’t even come up to here,” said Mr. Rumsfeld. Not to be out-done, General Franks replies, “I’ve got more ‘strong man’ in my little pinky than that SOB! He’s the size of an ace of spades. Hoo-ah!”
Get down with your bad self… Rumsfeld and Franks entertain the troups with an impromptu rap.
Rummy: Down, Boy, Down…it’s not Victory Jig time, yet…but soon!
Asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi
(follow this link and picture black mini dresses–safe for work)
http://columbiarecords.com/lasketchup/media/LasKetchupSongVidFull_300.asx
Allemande left and do-si-do…
Swing your partner to and fro…
Bow to your left, bow to your right…
Show them Frenchies, how we fight…
U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and CENTCOM’s boss, General Tommy Franks explain to an live audience what a short, little pip-squeak former Iraqi “strongman“Saddam Hussein turned out to be. “He doesn’t even come up to here,” said Mr. Rumsfeld. Not to be out-done, General Franks replies, “I’ve got more ‘strong man’ in my little pinky than that SOB! He’s the size of an ace of spades. Hoo-ah!”
Rumsfeld, overwhelmed by the moment and forgetting he’s in public, prepares to pop Franks on the ass.
Rumsfeld and Franks bust a move to that perennial favorite “Mr. Roboto” proving that the robot dance will never die…
Rumsfeld chuckling, “For God’s sakes man, someone taped a ‘I am hung like a donkey’ sign on your back.”
I want Rumsfeld out of the pinstriped suit and tie and wingtips and into camouflage and boots, and I mean NOW.
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