16 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   frank

   May 21, 2003 at 3:15 pm

   The President is eliminated in the first round of Simon Says.
2. 

   Chortle

   May 21, 2003 at 3:42 pm

   The Commander In Chief has a dream of unison flight being attained by a bevy of military personnel.

   “Ok, everybody swish your arms back and forth … hard, hard, really hard!”
3. 

   Tom

   May 21, 2003 at 5:01 pm

   No Chance

   Frank nailed it on the first try…
4. 

   luigi

   May 21, 2003 at 7:05 pm

   Hiya, Assad, we’ll be right over!
5. 

   Hanah

   May 21, 2003 at 7:22 pm

   Look Ma, four arms! This will look great next to the pictures of me swallowing an airplane and me holding up the Leaning Tower of Piza!
6. 

   Hodink

   May 21, 2003 at 9:54 pm

   “Remember my battle cry. ‘Join the military. Travel to exotic distant lands. Meet exciting unusual people. And kill them.’”
7. 

   Fred

   May 21, 2003 at 10:18 pm

   Kudo’s to Lileks:

   “Exalted Leader Hails a Cab.” Pose 1

   My own:

   “Here’s my impression of every Saddam Lenin and Stalin statue ever built”
8. 

   Katewerk

   May 22, 2003 at 12:55 am

   In response to the “light a fire under their feet” message from Al Queda May 20th, Mr. Bush replied with his own message, a glimpse and reminder that the cumbersome (and sometimes misplaced) nuclear briefcase has been replaced with a “Dont Mess With Texas” nuclear belt buckle.
9. 

   pete

   May 22, 2003 at 3:15 am

   “sieg heil” would be too obvious.

   how about “bush poses for replacement of fallen saddam statue in central baghdad!
10. 

    Lasting Magic

    May 22, 2003 at 11:52 am

    Taking their bows is the Crawford, Texas amateur cast in the musical, South Pacific. Leading man, George Bush, was given kudos although he fumbled a few lines, much the same as he did in his previous avocation.
11. 

    April

    May 23, 2003 at 12:02 pm

    George W’s new book “Military Kamasutra” will be in stores as soon as he finishes the illustrations…
12. 

    Rachel Edith

    May 23, 2003 at 6:13 pm

    “Check list. Hold your stomach in. Bite your lip so you don’t make that smirk smile. Be glad that you used Mitchum deoderant. Don’t adjust yourself in public.”
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    May 23, 2003 at 8:05 pm

    Hey you…
    With the football…
    Over here…I’m open!
14. 

    copycat

    May 27, 2003 at 12:31 am

    Hi Mom!!
15. 

    Hermetic

    May 27, 2003 at 11:38 am

    “Throw ya hands in the air! Wave ’em like ya just don’t care!”
16. 

    Maddie

    March 25, 2004 at 5:15 pm

    Bush is waving to mommy!!!!!

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