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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner
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I know I haven’t announced a winner of the last one yet, but I really needed to post this one. Plus, there’s a holiday weekend coming up, so you get twice the fun.


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36 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

  1. Cam Avatar
    Cam

    McCain/Lieberman 2004: “Why’s everyone laughing?”

  2. Sean Hackbarth Avatar
    Sean Hackbarth

    (John to Joe): If we run together, I’ll be the Democrat.

  3. MommaBear Avatar
    MommaBear

    Smirk & Smug: the new subversives undermining the Congress!

  4. Dean Esmay Avatar
    Dean Esmay

    “Man, you should have been President.”

    “No, you should have been.”

    “No, you!”

    “No, you!”

  5. Steven Avatar
    Steven

    “At least I lost to him in the general election.”

  6. Katewerk Avatar
    Katewerk

    The last two finalists await the vote results for Fox’s hottest new reality show “American Geezer”.

  7. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    At least I have the good sense not to run against him again. Joe, whats you excuse, are you dumb or just ignorant…

  8. Avatar
    Anonymous

    I won’t look at what you are doing with your hands if you don’t look at what I’m doing with mine.

  9. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “John, I never use the words Republicans and Democrats. It’s subversives and Americans.”

  10. George Avatar
    George

    John McCain, proving once again he leans further left than even Joe Lieberman.

  11. Gabby (Gabriel) Avatar
    Gabby (Gabriel)

    McCain says to Lieberman after unzipping his pants, “Look at the size of it there on the Jumbotron, they have NO IDEA what they passed up!”

  12. chrisapps Avatar
    chrisapps

    “At the premier of the J-Lo wax replica at Madame Tussaud’s, John McCain (left) poses for pictures with a wax replica of Joe Lieberman.”

  13. Matthew Avatar
    Matthew

    Joe: “John, I suppose this is a bad time to be bringing this up, but do you wear adult undergarments? Because I think I’ll need some for this campaign.”

    John: “Do I look like I’m wearing adult diapers?”

    Joe: “Why yes, yes you do.”

  14. ConfigSys.boy! Avatar
    ConfigSys.boy!

    John: So you like how I screwed the DNC with that whole campaign finance thing?

    Joe: Yeah that was great, those santimo- hey waitaminute…

  15. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    John: Dude, can you believe they elected the Chimp? We’re stuck with this idiot until at least 2004.

    Joe: Well, you let him beat your sorry ass in the primaries. Can you say “loser?”

  16. BobD Avatar
    BobD

    Two look-alikes are beamed down to the Roswell area 57 hanger 14.

  17. Chortle Avatar
    Chortle

    “They call me ‘Don Juan in diaper’.”

  18. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Coming this Fall! Steve Martin and Martin Short in “The Even Newer than the Last ‘New Odd Couple’”!

  19. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    (psst) Full of shit, right?

  20. Chrees Avatar
    Chrees

    “Must… smile… no matter… how much… it… hurts.”

  21. Nan Avatar
    Nan

    And for one million dollars: which man has hemorrhoids? A. McCain B. Lieberman C. Both D. They’ve both just been in a bad mood for the last couple of years.

  22. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”

  23. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John: Trogdor Rules!
    Joe: heh, heh, Burninating the countryside.

  24. Jerry Kindall Avatar
    Jerry Kindall

    John: “There’s George W. Bush, major-league asshole President of the United States.”
    Joe: “Yeah, big time.”

  25. Omnibus Bill Avatar
    Omnibus Bill

    McCain: Shake it more than three times, you’re just having fun.

    Lieberman: I only get to shake twice. Mine’s cut on the bias. Are those ice cubes?

  26. Gary Utter Avatar
    Gary Utter

    Man, this water is cold…

    Yeah, deep, too….

  27. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John: Thanks for the ZenMed Hemorrhoid Cream, my crack has been killing me.
    Joe: HA! Jokes on you. That was BenGay. That’ll keep you leaning left for a while.

  28. Venomous Kate Avatar
    Venomous Kate

    JOE: “I’ve told you, you’ve got to stop farting in public.”

    JOHN: “Me? I thought that was you!“

  29. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John: … Strobe lights beam creates dreams,
    walls move, minds do to,
    Joe: … On a warm San Franscisco night …

    (sorry for the multiple posts, this picture is just too inspirational)

  30. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    BREAKING NEWS … This just in, in late response to Tom Ridge’s 5 tier terror level, John McCain and Joe Lieberman have propose their own new international terror distress signal.

    DIP DOT-DOT-DOT DIP

  31. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “We are two homely bozos likely to fall into the disrepute chasm.”
    “Yeah, but look what happened to Newt. He’s back!”

  32. Laurence Simon Avatar
    Laurence Simon

    “Your place or mine?”

  33. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    John: (flatuence)squeeee–fraaapp.(/flatuence)
    Joe: Jeez, John, You’re way more fun than Al.

  34. copycat Avatar
    copycat

    Seriously, John, how much money do you make when you appear on the Tonight Show?

  35. Blogeline Avatar
    Blogeline

    John McCain (thinking): Just shut up Joe!

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