Caption Contest
It’s time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Write your caption in the comments below.
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Winners will be announced after noon Tuesday.
Write your caption in the comments below.
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G*d D*mn Cicadas
“Hey breakdancers … check out my bling-bling!”
Great caption, Maura! My wife would say the same thing.
“GOOD NIGHT, Mrs. Calabash–wherever you are!”
Dont make a me a smack you!
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”
Shhh…this is between you and me. This never happened, young boy. 😉 Hey! Put that camera down!
“Use the force, Luke”
*invoking Joey Tribiani*
How you doin’?
*/invoking Joey Tribiani*
Pope: “These are not the priests you’re looking for.”
Child Molestation Investigator (looking dazed): “These are not the priests I’m looking for.”
“Thanks James, for the last OTB Caption Contest phota. That Brad Pitt is a real looker. I’ll put in a good word for you.”
Hah! And you thought the Ring of Power was destroyed…..haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“I am the ‘Lord Of The Ring.'”
“Cardinals, I quit my job and took a new one working for Osh Hardware. I get to sermonize the same doctrine while being paid more. ‘The answers are out there. We’ll help you find them.'”
Pimpin’ it wit’ bling (and he’s got some rhymes to sling), we present: JP II: Yo Emminence.
“I cruisin’ round da’ city
In ma’ Pope Mo’Bile
I da’ biggest pi-yump in da’ Church
When a’ behind dis wheel… Uh.”
“I give a shout-out to ma’ Boyz in da’ Vat-Ci-T
They be homies a’ me, they call me JP
Twoooooooo…”
*/caption submission*
-This Pope Rap was composed by me, an actual Catholic who happens to hate rap. Yes, I probably will go to hell for this.
“PISS OFF!”
(As he makes the Sign of the Cross): “God damn it, get offa my lawn!”
“Off the record? Gloves, Glitz, Glitter and Girls, Girls, Girls!!!”
“My aspirations? I’m thinking of replacing God when she steps down.”
Psst, did you hear the one about the Polack that…..?
‘The Eye’…
“Come closer my pretty boy and fear not for I am omnipotent…
now pull my finger…
Ooopss… not my finger…
HO HO…”
“Pssst, I just saved $189.00 with Geico.”
“My deepest secret is that I am and have always been the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.”
The rock ‘n roll lifestyle, including years of alcohol and drugs, was finally catching up with Joe Cocker.
“My precious…mine. My own. Nassty little cardinalsess, they wantsss the precious…they won’t have it until they takes it from my poor dead fingersess…yesss. I won’t show this to my secretary…he tried to bite poor me yesterday he did…vile secretary…
What? You’re sick? You can’t work today?
Ho, you best get out on the street and earn me that coin. You think this lifestyle’s cheap?
Popin’ ain’t easy.
“Did you hear the one about the one-legged nun?”
::insert generic rap song here::
p.s. add in lots of half naked women and Jesus.
“It’s astounding;
Time is fleeting;
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely…
Not for very much longer.
I’ve got to keep control.”
“My remaining years will be spent contemplating the mysteries of the universe. For Example, Thermos, the hot stays hot and the cold stays cold. How does it know?”
*Chandler Bing*
“Kids, new dream. I’m in Las Vegas… I’m Liza Minelli…
*Chandler Bing*
“Whew! Who farted?”
“Dammit, no matter how hard I try I just can’t make my eyebrows look like Andy Rooney’s”
“Ok, Teddy. I will get the gasoline prices down after the Kerry election. But remember your promise to me.”
“Psst… I know your password.”
“Michael Moore selected me to play Rush Limbaugh in a movie.”
Old age and treachery overcome youth and skill