Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
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Caption Contest

James Joyner
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It’s time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy Drudge Report

Winners will be announced after noon Tuesday.

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39 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. maura Avatar
    maura

    G*d D*mn Cicadas

  2. Bill from INDC Journal Avatar
    Bill from INDC Journal

    “Hey breakdancers … check out my bling-bling!”

  3. Boyd Avatar
    Boyd

    Great caption, Maura! My wife would say the same thing.

  4. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “GOOD NIGHT, Mrs. Calabash–wherever you are!”

  5. Sgt Fluffy Avatar
    Sgt Fluffy

    Dont make a me a smack you!

  6. Not Todd Avatar
    Not Todd

    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”

  7. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Shhh…this is between you and me. This never happened, young boy. 😉 Hey! Put that camera down!

  8. ho ho Avatar
    ho ho

    “Use the force, Luke”

  9. jen Avatar
    jen

    *invoking Joey Tribiani*

    How you doin’?

    */invoking Joey Tribiani*

  10. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Pope: “These are not the priests you’re looking for.”

    Child Molestation Investigator (looking dazed): “These are not the priests I’m looking for.”

  11. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Thanks James, for the last OTB Caption Contest phota. That Brad Pitt is a real looker. I’ll put in a good word for you.”

  12. Dave T Avatar
    Dave T

    Hah! And you thought the Ring of Power was destroyed…..haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  13. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “I am the ‘Lord Of The Ring.’”

  14. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Cardinals, I quit my job and took a new one working for Osh Hardware. I get to sermonize the same doctrine while being paid more. ‘The answers are out there. We’ll help you find them.’”

  15. Byrne Avatar
    Byrne

    Pimpin’ it wit’ bling (and he’s got some rhymes to sling), we present: JP II: Yo Emminence.

    “I cruisin’ round da’ city
    In ma’ Pope Mo’Bile
    I da’ biggest pi-yump in da’ Church
    When a’ behind dis wheel… Uh.”

    “I give a shout-out to ma’ Boyz in da’ Vat-Ci-T
    They be homies a’ me, they call me JP
    Twoooooooo…”

    */caption submission*

    -This Pope Rap was composed by me, an actual Catholic who happens to hate rap. Yes, I probably will go to hell for this.

  16. Mud Blood & Beer Avatar
    Mud Blood & Beer

    “PISS OFF!”

  17. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    (As he makes the Sign of the Cross): “God damn it, get offa my lawn!”

  18. Ona Culdesac Avatar
    Ona Culdesac

    “Off the record? Gloves, Glitz, Glitter and Girls, Girls, Girls!!!”

  19. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    “My aspirations? I’m thinking of replacing God when she steps down.”

  20. Roy Trigger Avatar
    Roy Trigger

    Psst, did you hear the one about the Polack that…..?

  21. DANEgerus Avatar
    DANEgerus

    ‘The Eye’…

    “Come closer my pretty boy and fear not for I am omnipotent…

    now pull my finger…

    Ooopss… not my finger…

    HO HO…”

  22. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Pssst, I just saved $189.00 with Geico.”

  23. Deet Deet Avatar
    Deet Deet

    “My deepest secret is that I am and have always been the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.”

  24. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    The rock ‘n roll lifestyle, including years of alcohol and drugs, was finally catching up with Joe Cocker.

  25. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    “My precious…mine. My own. Nassty little cardinalsess, they wantsss the precious…they won’t have it until they takes it from my poor dead fingersess…yesss. I won’t show this to my secretary…he tried to bite poor me yesterday he did…vile secretary…

  26. Zygote Avatar
    Zygote

    What? You’re sick? You can’t work today?
    Ho, you best get out on the street and earn me that coin. You think this lifestyle’s cheap?
    Popin’ ain’t easy.

  27. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “Did you hear the one about the one-legged nun?”

  28. tevren Avatar
    tevren

    ::insert generic rap song here::
    p.s. add in lots of half naked women and Jesus.

  29. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “It’s astounding;
    Time is fleeting;
    Madness takes its toll.
    But listen closely…
    Not for very much longer.
    I’ve got to keep control.”

  30. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “My remaining years will be spent contemplating the mysteries of the universe. For Example, Thermos, the hot stays hot and the cold stays cold. How does it know?”

  31. Keith Taylor Avatar
    Keith Taylor

    *Chandler Bing*

    “Kids, new dream. I’m in Las Vegas… I’m Liza Minelli…

    *Chandler Bing*

  32. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    “Whew! Who farted?”

  33. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    “Dammit, no matter how hard I try I just can’t make my eyebrows look like Andy Rooney’s”

  34. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    “Ok, Teddy. I will get the gasoline prices down after the Kerry election. But remember your promise to me.”

  35. Elvis Avatar
    Elvis

    “Psst… I know your password.”

  36. Dingo Avatar
    Dingo

    “Michael Moore selected me to play Rush Limbaugh in a movie.”

  37. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Old age and treachery overcome youth and skill

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