29 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST-WITH A TWIST”

1. 

   Pietro

   July 23, 2003 at 2:29 pm

   Puppy blender: Shut up, assclown.
   Assclown: Wanna come over here and make me, fruitcake? Huh, FRUITCAKE?
2. 

   SageOne

   July 23, 2003 at 2:44 pm

   Puppy Blender: “Nice t-shirt idot.”

   Assclown: “You talkin’ to me? YOU TALKIN TO ME? Am I a clown? Am I here to amuse you? Do I make you laugh?”
3. 

   Paul

   July 23, 2003 at 2:49 pm

   60’s folk artist Donovan (above left) has teamed up with his troubled son Frank on new album titled “Nuclear Puppy.” The estranged pair have put aside differences and plan to tour extensively in the US.
4. 

   Norbizness

   July 23, 2003 at 3:08 pm

   Young Randy Newman vs. Paul from “The Wonder Years”…. the Re-Match! Sunday Sunday SUNDAY! You’ll pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need THE EDGE.
5. 

   Timmer

   July 23, 2003 at 4:47 pm

   Tonight on Crossfire:

   On the right: Puppy Blender, A man who knows a man in a jacket is taken more seriously than a man in a worn-out joke t-shirt that no one understands unless they’ve read the essay.

   On the far right: Liberal Assclown, a man who knows that the media IS the message. However, his message seems to be, “Really, read the essay, the shirt is FUNNY!”
6. 

   Not Frank J.

   July 23, 2003 at 5:03 pm

   Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power I can’t even stand straight and need to lean against this wall.”

   Strikingly Handsome Young Man: “You are all beneath me. You do not even deserve to look upon me.”
7. 

   Ian S.

   July 23, 2003 at 5:40 pm

   Puppy Blender: “I’m so drunk with power from not linking to people I can’t stand up straight. Need a rottweiler smoothie to restore my balance!”

   Frank: “Yes, it says ‘NIKE TEH MONO’. I don’t need no stinkin’ spellchecker!”
8. 

   SixofOne

   July 23, 2003 at 7:13 pm

   PMS or PTSD You Decide
9. 

   Orion

   July 23, 2003 at 9:46 pm

   Blog Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.

   The Puppy Blender stands ready to complete his Bill Gates disguise and conquer the known universe as Evil Overlord of All.

   Frank J, as the idealistic young outlander, stands ready to lead the rebellion and disrupt The Puppy Blender’s plans.

   Orion
10. 

    Anonymous

    July 23, 2003 at 9:49 pm

    (Later we’ll learn that Frank J is really the Puppy Blender’s son when he attempts to use psychological warfare to get Frank J to drink a Shih Tzu Shake)

    Orion
11. 

    SwampWoman

    July 23, 2003 at 10:24 pm

    Appearing outwardly relaxed, Bruce Ward and Dick Grayson are always ready to respond to the bat signal and run the liberal assclowns out of Gotham City.
12. 

    Rodney Dill

    July 23, 2003 at 10:33 pm

    PuppyBlender: “Don’t ask.”
    AssClown: “Don’t tell.”
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    July 23, 2003 at 10:38 pm

    Makes Uday and Qusay look like the Hardy Brothers.
14. 

    Orion

    July 24, 2003 at 1:55 am

    PUPPY SMOOTHY
    BEFORE — AFTER

    Orion
15. 

    DarthVOB

    July 24, 2003 at 10:35 am

    PuppyBlender: Why is my picture on the left? I’m no Leftist!

    LiberalAssclown: Why am I standing to his left? I’m no Leftist!
16. 

    J. Fielek

    July 24, 2003 at 12:25 pm

    “I swear that Frank J is not my clone. If he were, he’d say ‘heh’ a lot more.” — Glenn Harlan Reynolds

    “Heh” — Frank J
17. 

    Timmer

    July 24, 2003 at 2:27 pm

    Puppy Blender: Yeah, I did your sister.

    Liberal Assclown: …
18. 

    Jeffro

    July 24, 2003 at 5:08 pm

    LA: “Rarrrrrrrr!!”
    PB: “Indeed.”
19. 

    Rodney Dill

    July 24, 2003 at 10:06 pm

    Wasn’t James supposed to tell them by now that he put us up to all these captions?
20. 

    Rodney Dill

    July 24, 2003 at 10:07 pm

    Oops, disregard that last post.
21. 

    hairofthedawg

    July 24, 2003 at 11:46 pm

    http://www.gaybetamax.co.uk/flash2.html using the above characters.
22. 

    Hodink

    July 25, 2003 at 11:18 am

    Answering Machine Messages

    This is Clown, you’re not in now, so I’ll leave a message.

    The Puppy is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade and the secret password.
23. 

    Little Miss Attila

    July 26, 2003 at 4:54 am

    Mr. January and Mr. February–unfortunately clothed–before their photo sessions begin for *The Men of the Blogosphere* Calendar.
24. 

    Matthew

    July 28, 2003 at 5:29 am

    Glenn: “Bah, can’t everybody see that Frank is just Ralph Reed with a fake eyebrow disguise?”

    Frank: “Am not!”
25. 

    Dave Ledden

    April 6, 2004 at 11:59 pm

    Bill Gates before and after puberty