The Holy Toothpaste! Edition OTB Caption Contest™ is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: yetanotherjohn – Behold the majestic eagle … as it is passed out of a joint committee with bipartisan support.

Second: FormerHostage – What’s the difference between this and Barney Frank? One’s a creepy, blood-sucking rodent that craps on the floor, and the other’s a bat.

Third: Lisa T. – Alfred, how many times do I have to tell you – STOP PUTTING MY BAT SUIT IN THE DRYER!

✰ DODD’S END OF THE DOCKET ✰

“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.” – Phil Smith

Speaker Pelosi prepares for her next press conference. – Wyatt Earp

Rodney will return November 23rd.