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Dumbest Timeline: Reading is Fundamental Edition

Senator Coach strikes again.

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To follow on from the furry kerfuffle (furkuffle?), the following caught my attention. Via RawStory: EXCLUSIVE: Close Trump ally admits he doesn’t read — as only his opinion matters.

“No, I read very little,” Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) told Raw Story. “I want my own opinion, not somebody else’s.”

I remember a more innocent time when an aggressively ignorant politician at least lied about how much she read.

This reminds of this headline from The Hill last August: Tuberville says he likes to talk to ChatGPT on long drives.

The Alabama Republican, who’s running for governor, revealed to the Washington Post Friday that he talks with the popular chatbot about questions regarding Medicare and Medicaid. He will also listen as the chatbot’s voice talks back to him in the car.

“It’s kind of like you can sit there and talk to an expert,” Tuberville said. “You don’t know whether or not they’re 100 percent correct. But they put you on the right path.”

Super intelligence, indeed.

Back to the RawStory piece:

“What do you make of Sen. [John] Curtis’ (R-UT) move to try to get [Donald] Trump Jr. in to testify about the Russian wedding donations?” Raw Story asked.

“I didn’t see that,” Tuberville said.

“Oh, yeah? He’s calling your party out. Some people aren’t happy,” Raw Story replied. “Do you have questions about Trump Jr. taking Russian oligarch money?”

“I don’t get into all that,” Tuberville said. “I mean, no reason to talk about anything you don’t know anything about.”

As they say, ignorance is bliss.

12 responses to “Dumbest Timeline: Reading is Fundamental Edition”

  1. If only this guy were the exception.

    Steve

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  2. This yahu is going to be the next governor of Alabama? Wa! That’s even more frightening than having to choose between Kotek and Drazan in Oregon (pronounced Ora GONE for maximum hayseed effect).

  3. This guy’s SOLE credential is that he was a college football coach. Why in God’s name do Alabamians think that qualifies him to be a U.S. senator and then a governor of their state? The guy’s a fucking moron/ignoramus. Does football supersede brains, talent, knowledge, experience, and ability?

    I really, really do not get it.

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    1. Why is immaterial. The “why” for anything voters do is because “the rule of law” permits it and the voters choose to. We had the chance to have systems in place that could insure that only people who took their franchise seriously would be granted one. We chose to waste it keeping ni[racial slur, deleted] off the voting registry.

      1. What does that have to do with why Alabamans think being a football coach qualifies you to occupy a high political office?

        1. Roll tide!
          For you may be about to drown.

    2. I’m willing to bet some of the idiot coach’s voters think he’s qualified to be God.

    3. I think you underestimate how sad these people’s lives are. Football is all they have, and since a lot of the players are Black, they need to honor the coach.

      Is he a good coach, or did he just end up in a spot where even an idiot could succeed? Based on the fact that he is an idiot, I assume that it is the former, but that’s just a hunch.

  4. The Senate, the greatest deliberative body of the United States of America.
    eye-roll
    And a Senator who probably loses argument with a chatbot.
    double eye-roll

    1. You jest, but one of Nick Saban’s female fans said that Nick might not be God, but very close to it.

      I truly don’t get it. Under torture, I couldn’t tell you who are the FB coaches at
      Harvard, Boston
      College, and UMass. I
      doubt if many other people up here could.

      ETA: I meant this reply to go to Kathy.

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      1. I meant this reply to go to Kathy.

        heh

        I’ve no doubt a lot of Brits could name the coaches of most Premier League football clubs without even trying hard..
        Not I, but I’m a bit of a oddity re football.
        (I can name the England rugby and cricket coaches though, so there’s that 😉 )
        However, I doubt many of said general public are daft enough to think that qualifies those coaches for a role in government.
        Not to mention that a lot of such coaches aren’t even British, lol.

      2. No jest, just mild exaggeration.

        I really sometimes wonder how much Reagan’s support in the south came because he portrayed a college football player in a movie once.

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