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Doug Mataconis
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President Trump and his supporters feign outrage when NFL players kneel for the National Anthem and yet this is what the White House posted on Twitter for Flag Day, a photo of the Sexual Harasser In Chief dry humping the American flag.

Totally respectful, right?

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  1. An Interested Party Avatar
    An Interested Party

    As with just about anything that has to do with this crowd, whenever they criticize anybody else for just about anything, they are simply projecting…that flag and that pole should file a police report for sexual assault and be sanitized…

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  2. reid Avatar
    reid

    @An Interested Party: “Burn me….”

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  3. Mister Bluster Avatar
    Mister Bluster

    Flagging Pud Day…

  4. gVOR08 Avatar
    gVOR08

    It’s not like he was wearing a tan suit or anything

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  5. CSK Avatar
    CSK

    Utterly vile…but par for the present course.

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  6. Kathy Avatar
    Kathy

    Is anything the right reveres not a fetish of some kind?

    I wonder if Dennison shows his devotion to the flag by using it to stroke his little mushroom until it spews.

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  7. Daryl and his brother Darryl Avatar
    Daryl and his brother Darryl

    I just want to know who he is going to send the $130K hush money to? Betsy Ross?

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  8. CSK Avatar
    CSK

    @Kathy: Oh, dear God, what a truly disgusting thought.

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  9. SC_Birdflyte Avatar
    SC_Birdflyte

    Thanks for almost making me hurl.

  10. Kylopod Avatar
    Kylopod

    For some reason I was reminded of a line from the Harvey Danger song “Flagpole Sitta”: “When I feel a bit naughty, I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes, but no one ever does.”

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  11. Matt Avatar
    Matt

    @Kylopod: Aw dude I was going to quote that myself. I just heard the song last night on Siriusxm.

  12. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    He’s done nothing but avoid serving that flag; just a prop for a two bit hustler. For some reason I picture him wearing a US flag speedo in the residence while watching Hanity.

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  13. Kathy Avatar
    Kathy

    @SC_Birdflyte:

    “Missed it by that much.”

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  14. OzarkHillbilly Avatar
    OzarkHillbilly

    Doug, you just don’t understand. Everybody want’s to fuck America, especially True American Patriots ™.

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  15. mike shupp Avatar
    mike shupp

    I’m sure he politely asked for permission before embracing the flag and it didn’t tell him “No.” So it’s a splendid example of how real American men should behave these days.

  16. OzarkHillbilly Avatar
    OzarkHillbilly

    None of us will ever look at the American flag in the same way again.

  17. Just nutha ignint cracker Avatar
    Just nutha ignint cracker

    @Mike:

    … wearing a US flag speedo in the residence …

    Eww! Now I’m going to have to go out tonight and find a convenience store that sells mental floss. Thanks a lot! 🙁 :-p

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