7 responses to “Headline Of The Day”

1. 

   Anderson

   June 12, 2013 at 4:11 pm

   Man, do I hate those 8-hour erections.
2. 

   gVOR08

   June 12, 2013 at 4:12 pm

   And should you have an erection lasting four hours or more — good luck getting your buds to believe you.
3. 

   Anderson

   June 12, 2013 at 4:16 pm

   I should’ve added who hates them even more than I do: my wife. (Rimshot.)
4. 

   Anal Cavity

   June 12, 2013 at 4:43 pm

   (Rimshot.)

   Rimshot.
5. 

   roger

   June 13, 2013 at 11:03 am

   And the plaintiff pointed out a downside of an 8-month erection:

   >”It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends,” Metzgar said on >Tuesday to jurors.

   I would have to agree. Yep, definite conversation killer.
6. 

   Anderson

   June 13, 2013 at 12:51 pm

   @roger: He’s just been going to the wrong parties.
7. 

   Pinky

   June 13, 2013 at 1:45 pm

   I always wondered about that “more than 4 hours, see a doctor” thing. I mean, you can’t find a family doctor on short notice, so you’ve got to go to the hospital. There’s travel time, and then emergency rooms can have a couple hours’ wait. So when do you go? At what point do you say “this isn’t going away”?